14 Works in Sassy Isak Valtersen

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    Isak has been working on movie sets since he graduated college and meeting celebrities no longer left him awestruck. Meeting the famous Even Bech Naesheim was nothing compared to bumping into William Magnusson or walking in on Christoffer Schistad in the bathroom. 

     

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    Isak blinked his eyes open and stared annoyed at the person next to him. There, next to him on the street stood a tall, slim boy sitting on a black motorcycle.

    "Are you dreaming?" the boy asked with a deep and unfamiliar voice, brightly grinning at Isak.

    Isak furrowed his brows and rolled up the window until it was completely closed. He saw the boy laugh and wink at him, whereupon Isak glared and held out his middle finger.

    Or Isak thinks Even is just a stupid bad boy until they meet more often and each of them tells the other more about his life, his secrets and fears.

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    22
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    An alternate universe where Isak and Even have known each other since they were three and five, and Jonas is the new kid.

    Isak and Even are the best of friends, and act much closer than the other guys who are friends at their age. Over the years, they've secretly fallen in love with each other and are terrified of telling the other how they feel. Could their friendship survive coupledom or will it change their entire lives?

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    647
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    Vilde decides to throw a breakup party for Noora. Everyone thinks it's a great idea until they are forced to help.
    Isak would rather do literally anything else over cooking. Until he realises he gets to spend a full day in the kitchen with Sana's gorgeous friend...

    For the Evakteket Birthday challenge! Prompts: College/University, Cooking and Friendship Goals

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    —No creo que quiera volver a besar a un chico, jamás.

    En la cual Isak se hastía tras ser engañado y le hace frente utilizando sarcasmo y humor. Está determinado a acabar el año escolar sin drama y evita a su ex y a todos sus atroces amigos a todo costo. Bueno, a todos excepto, quizás, al medio decente Even Bech Næsheim, que de alguna manera se determinó a ganar su amistad y arreglarle el corazón.
    O: Isak está herido y endurecido y Even lo vuelve tierno y dulce.

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    Español
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    2/2
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    Kudos:
    22
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    3
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    "I don't think I ever want to kiss a boy ever again."

    In which Isak becomes jaded after he gets cheated on and copes using sarcasm and humor. He's determined to end the school year without drama and avoids his ex and all his awful friends at all costs. Well, all of them except maybe half-decent Even Bech Næsheim, who's somehow determined to earn his friendship and fix his heart.

    Or: Isak is hurt and hardened and Even makes him tender and soft.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    221
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    2,435
    Bookmarks:
    353
    Hits:
    30,814
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    Isak makes the mistake of leaving ahead of William after a steamy makeout session and ends you jumped by six chumps. William is pissed.

    Prompt by Cei5014

    Prompt: maybe hurt Isak? Like Isak gets attacked by Yakuza or a rival gang as a way to get the William or Chris (whichever one)... or something along those lines.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    179
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4,812
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    Phone conversation between Isak and Chris. Kinda fluffy lol but not too sweet, just a minor toothache :)

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4,902
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    Even estaba enojado y Emma estaba tirando de la manga de Isak demandando atención. Even nunca antes había estado enojado con él, ni siquiera cuando habla imprudentemente de la salud mental de su madre, o cuando se lanzaba a la cama de chicos mayores esa noche que se embriagó demasiado y no pudo llegar a casa.

    O: Even todavía se transfiere a Nissen en tercer año, pero Isak y Even se conocen a través de sus padres. Universo Alternativo DeAmigosAAmantes en el que Isak llama a Even 'colega' un par de veces y es forzado a ver películas antiguas con él en los cinemas hipsters.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    430
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    “Add me on Facebook.”... “Why?”... “Because I'm your fucking boyfriend!” Chris rolled his eyes. “And Change your relationship status while you're at it.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    6,372
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    “Listen” Isak starts, suppressing a groan when a fresh wave of cramps from hell decides to make his life even more miserable. “Satan’s fucking cha cha-ing inside my intestines.”

    Just then, the face of his smiling boyfriend appears from the kitchen, when he moves towards Isak holding a cup of what smells like tea –even from two solid feet away. He looks smug, the bastard.

    And Isak doesn’t appreciate this, not at all. “You’re enjoying this!” there’s a furrow in his sweaty, clammy brow, and a scowl on his baby face –which suggests that he, on the contrary, is very much not enjoying this. “Admit it. You are enjoying the fact that –Ow.” He gestures emptily at himself, almost hitting the teacup and driving its scorching hot content all over the bed.

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    “The fact that it’s so good when its good is kind of the reason it’s so bad when it’s bad.”

     

    "What are you thinking about?" The very boy turns his head a bit on Even's pillow, shoulders bare and eyes even more so.

    Isak's eyes holds all of the secret to the universe, Even thinks. Always open and trusting Even to never let him down. So he tries not to. Because letting Isak down is like letting the earth shatter around him.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    188
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    9,462
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    "Even was angry and Emma was tugging at Isak’s sleeve demanding attention. Even had never been angry at him before, not even when he spoke recklessly of his mother’s mental health, or when he threw up on the older boy’s bed that one night he got too drunk and couldn’t make it home."

    Or: Even still transfers to Nissen in his third year, but Isak and Even get introduced through their parents. FriendsToLovers AU in which Isak calls Even 'bro' a couple of times and is forced to watch old-ish movies with him in hipster movie theaters.

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    Comments:
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    51,611
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    Isak had a nightmare and Even tried to make things right. This time, he made a short film that wasn't called "The Boy Who Couldn't Hold His Breath Under The Water." Isak wasn't impressed until he watched it.

    Or Even revealed more lovey dovey secrets about his crush on Isak besides "I saw you the first day of school." The title is from The Last Shadow Peppets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,200
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    387
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    7,119

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