13 Works in Klingon Chef (Deep Space Nine)
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Just two business owners from DS9 sharing some "enjoyable company" that's an interesting mix of Klingon and Cardassian.
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Formative Origination of the DS9 Polycule by l0nelymoon
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
29 Oct 2023
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T'Sana, a young Vulcan anthropologist arrives on the Deep Space Nine station- what she finds here is far more interesting that whatever study she was planning to do.
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- Part 15 of Trektober 2023
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Top Chef: DS9 by lorenzobane for allandrogynouscreatures
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
03 Aug 2023
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“I have an idea,” Jadzia says, sliding into the conversation with a dangerous smile. Ben looks at her with a warning gaze; he remembers enough of Curzon’s “ideas” to be skeptical of anything she says with a smile like that.
Quark does not have the same concerns. “Well?”
“A good old-fashioned cook-off!
Or: Quark and Sisko have a cook-off. It goes about as well as can be expected.
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Odo is mad at Quark for keeping making fun of him, while Quark is trying to convince him that he is actually flirting with him. There was a reason he wanted him to blow on those dice.
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- Part 4 of Episode-based
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It was either some Bajoran holiday, or a thank-you for one of the times they’d saved the station recently, or just some kind of annual thing the shop owners cooked up amongst themselves: the Promenade Merchants Association was holding a banquet, and the senior staff was invited. Bashir immediately tried to back out as soon as Sisko announced it.
“Aren’t you involved with Mr. Garak?” Sisko said, exasperated, “he’s a member of the Merchants Association. Wouldn’t you be expected to attend anyway?”
“Actually, we’re not—...” Bashir started, but trailed off under the combined gazes of everyone else in the wardroom. He frowned. “It’s not like that.”
“Uh-huh.”
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- Part 33 of Does Your Mother Know
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Dr. Bashir I Presume, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Fuck Form by hingabee, PunishedPyotr
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
25 Nov 2021
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Sisko sat back in his chair, a vaguely pained expression on his face. “Most of your health paperwork was adjusted already. However, there are certain forms that need to be refiled, by you. Specifically, forms related to health regulation 67.”
“The health regulation that has to do with interspecies sexual contact? I- oh god, they’re making me resubmit all my fuck forms?!”
“Doctor!”
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Julian thinks he and Garak should have a threesome with Kaga, the Klingon Chef. As friends do, of course! Friends can do that and have it not be weird!
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One of the duties of every CMO assigned to a space station is anticipating issues and keeping the non-Starfleet population informed. That includes organizing free first-aid classes for all interested parties.
Alternatively: the senior staff of DS9 are not the only ones prone to chaos.
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Julian and Garak accompany Keiko and Miles on a trip to Bajor. Garak is in for some VERY pleasant surprises. And a few revelations.
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Whose Flowing Outlines Mingle in their Flowing by apolesen
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
15 Sep 2020
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Garak is more ill-tempered than usual during their lunch-date and leaves early. At first, Bashir blames it on himself and the Earth poetry, but when Garak stop tending to his shop or answering Bashir's calls, he becomes concerned.
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Quark should have expected it really.
Not that Quark could have anticipated Odo’s second, and this time likely permanent, physical transformation, but he should have known that their affair would meet its end somehow. Just like they always do, for Quark.
The truth is that he had hoped this time it would be different. That Odo would be different.
And yet, now Odo, a shapeshifter again, won’t be spending latinum on drinks from the bar, and he also won’t be indulging any other bodily desires with Quark either.
After all, that’s the real reason they ever got together, right?
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- Part 3 of take what you get and you turn it into
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Deep Space Nine takes on a new resident, who develops relationships with both the doctor and the tailor. What will she do when she finds out the two gentlemen have been secretly pining for each other since long before she arrived?
Introducing: vole-eating plants, inside-out tribbles called gibbles, jumja juice (TM), a flag for Deep Space Nine, original Bajoran prophet quotes, edible Betazoid art, holosuite rollercoasters, and a ton of education on real and imaginary musical concepts
This work is really just a self-indulgent fic that I'm writing to battle the angst in the world and my own life. It's going to be mostly fluff and smut.
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There's no way that Karkat's first date with John is going to end well.
So maybe that means it's a good thing that the universe seems to be conspiring to keep it from happening?