14 Works in Lance Dior
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Vince comes home drenched from the rain. Howard thinks something more has happened.
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i’d give up forever to touch you by effloradox
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), The Mighty Boosh RPF
31 Aug 2023
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Howard doesn’t know why he’s so averse to being touched. It’s been like that for as long as he can remember; he has vague memories of a childhood spent dodging kisses from distant aunts and flinching away from the affection his parents would try to dote on him with. Even as a very small boy, he couldn’t imagine anything worse than someone trying to touch him in any way. The only person that’s managed to stick around and deal with the issue is Vince, which even Howard will admit surprised him. Everyone had expected Vince to grow bored of Howard at some point and ditch him for newer, shinier friends but the younger man had stuck around like some chewing gum on the bottom of a shoe and he showed no signs of budging.
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Howard knows from the moment Vince's lips touch his that this is destiny. Now if only he could convince Vince of that.
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Howard Moon brings his partner flowers as an apology
Written for the Booshlr server prompt "Substitution"
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Vince overhears his friends being blunt while talking about him and it hurts his feelings. After a bad gig he decides to prove them wrong with... a secret job... that he doesn't tell anyone about...? He's not the brightest bulb.
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i want to see the people and i want to see the light by the_love_cats
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
08 Sep 2021
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Vince has a realisation about themselves.
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A White Blank Page and a Swelling Rage by sheshouldhavebeenason
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), The Mighty Boosh RPF
26 Aug 2020
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The carefree world of Vince Noir is turned upside down after he discovers the startling extent of Howard Moon's self-destructive habits. Angst and dark humor abound.
Story title from 'White Blank Page' by Mumford & Sons.
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After the owners of a high end fashion shop make fun of Vince's clothing designs and Howard, his slightly absent minded boyfriend, fails to notice for far too long, vince decides to get rid of all his clothes. Now Howard must defend his boyfriend's designs and unravel a fashion conspiracy.
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The Remarkable Destiny of Marquis Noir: A Boosh Regency Tale in Too Many Parts by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
15 Apr 2020
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Vince Noir has recently inherited the title of Marquis from his departed guardian, and is going to London for the first time to honor his benefactor's last request. He stays with an old family friend, the mysterious Naboo of Xooberon, and while there, makes the acquaintance of one Lord Howard Moon, Duke of Leeds. Vince must learn how to run his estate, navigate the twists of high society, uncover the secrets of his own history, and make a suitable match before adversaries from his past ruin his future.
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Dude, Where's My Ape? by blackmountainbones for A_Little_Boosh_Maid
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
15 Feb 2020
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This story can be summed up best by the very first note we made on it:
Naboo goes out on a bender
Loses Bollo
The council gets involved
And so do the boys
Adventures are had
Sarcasm is spoken
And the boys discover their feelings
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Vince accidentally drinks a potion that makes him forget everything, including himself and Howard. Howard has to help him piece himself back together.
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Howard awoke to Vince screaming.
His eyes flew open like the shades on a house. He was already half across the room before he even knew he was awake.
“Vince? Vince? What is it?”
Vince huddled in the corner where his bed was pushed against the wall. He looked confused and terrified. He hugged his legs to his chest. His eyes kept darting between Howard and the door. His large eyes grew even larger as Howard got closer and his window for escape closed.
“Vince! What’s the matter?”
“Who’re you? Where am I?”
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In a world of magic mirrors, wayward magic, nymphs, and personified seasons can Howard face an adventure alone, in to the wilds, to find his Vince? What will he sacrifice, what will he gain? Will he ever be brave enough to face the Snow Queen?
- written in the style of the original fairytale but with several changes and added booshiness. Now complete! Thank you for reading - -
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Vince puts in place a crazy scheme to raise the profile of The Mighty Boosh. The trouble is he didn't tell Howard about it first ... How will a post-chokes Howard deal with the surprising news that he's now in a romantic relationship with his fake boyfriend, Vince? And just how far is Vince willing to take this?
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When Lance Dior and Harold Boon accuses Howard of being an asexual in front of Vince, Howard is desperate to prove them wrong. However, during his attempt to shamelessly dominate Vince, Howard forgets to ask how he feels about strangulation.