20 Works in Loser Rodrick Heffley
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when i see your face by nikireverie
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
17 Nov 2025
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Rodrick was invited to one of Regina George's parties, but he didn't expect to end up in a jacuzzi kissing the queen bee.
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Mean Beats: A Totally Fetch Disaster by yuri (yuri_lovesamaryllis)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
14 Nov 2025
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When North Shore High’s queen bee, Regina George, meets Löded Diper’s chaotic drummer, Roderick Heffley, it’s the ultimate clash of pink perfection and pop-punk disaster.
He crashes into her school — literally — in a van held together by duct tape and bad life choices. She rules her world with lip gloss, manipulation, and a convertible that costs more than his entire band setup.
Pink meets punk. Lip gloss meets loud music. Chaos meets chemistry.
Welcome to the most fetch crossover the 2000s never gave us. -
What Was I Made For? by GoblinDoll_mp3
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
13 Nov 2025
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Regina had a problem. Ever since Cady Heron rambled on about the beauty in differences or whatever that woke hippie bullshit was, Regina had been losing her touch. The girls were giving her the cold shoulder, her boyfriend Shane Oman was becoming a handful, NOBODY was listening to her. It was like the whole world got turned upside down. Losers became popular, It-girls became losers. Hots became Nots and Nots became Hots. Total new world order. But Regina was nothing if not resourceful. After she and Shane break it off, she decides it's time she made Cady's North Shore clown-show her bitch!
Rodrick had nothing left. He got expelled from Crossland High when they found out his dad had done all his assignments for three years. Greg somehow got his first girlfriend before he did. And worst of all, Bill Walter won the lottery and poached all his band members. So when the stunning (and...admittedly pretty vicious) blonde from his Classic Lit class randomly asks him to be her boyfriend, AND promises to help him get Löded Diper off the ground again, what could he possibly have to lose?
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everything she wants by msi-fan (ceyallix)
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
12 Nov 2025
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Everything changed when Rodrick went away. Everything had to be rebuilt to keep working. But ever since he moved back three years ago, Regina hasn't been the same.
She's not the little girl he met long ago -- always so playful and kind --, and, as much as Rodrick neglects it, neither is he.
However, things might change when they break the no-contact rule after Cady's friendship with the Heffley's oldest sibling and a bunch of other factors begin to bother the Queen Bee.
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turn the page by 4riq0
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
08 Nov 2025
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"When I was 14, Lenwood Heath was the definition of cool. Teachers sighed. Parents locked their doors. Girls made faces like they weren’t into it – but, come on, everyone was into it. The first time I smoked weed was with him."
In which Lenwood Heath returns to Plainview after three years away with a can-do attitude and a grating talent for charming the Heffleys, and Rodrick has to figure out exactly how close he's willing to let him get.
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Teenage dream by Anonymous
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
05 Nov 2025
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Regina rethinking her life choices.
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Bark Like You Want It (PunkPlastic/RodRina) by Wink_Wonk_Wank_Wenk
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)
29 Oct 2025
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Rodrick left college in his first semester, wasn’t a fan of deadlines. After taking a gap year and a failed band launch, he returns. He doesn’t have the popularity he did the first time around, but that doesn’t keep him from acting like he does. Somehow this draws the attention of the most popular, prettiest girl on campus. Too bad she isn’t going to let him in easy, but he’s down to be a lapdog…
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Too Mean To Me by planetnames (Mars_Again)
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004), Jennifer's Body (2009)
28 Oct 2025
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Regina thought she was happy. Or at least she pretended to be, since she technically got everything she wanted. So why did it feel like what she wanted wasn't what she needed?
What happens when she starts wanting things she never thought she would?
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we can't just let this pass (i wanna make it last) by qiqirabbits
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
27 Oct 2025
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After all, a Plastic—albeit still a newbie—doesn't randomly (and abruptly) stand up whilst Gretchen Wieners ("the queen of gossiping", as Damien would say) is talking about all the shit that happened during first, second and third period.
A Plastic will not randomly walk towards a random punk boy who probably hasn't showered in a month with such incredibly fast speed that she rivalled the Flash.
And certainly, a Plastic would not randomly break out in a stupid, goofy grin and wrap her arms around said punk loser, tackling him to the ground as they slammed their bodies together to hug each other.
But yet, here she was. Hitting the cold floors with a loud thud as Cady and said punk were laughing loudly (and groaning terribly as the impact of their fall settles in their bones seconds later).
or: Cady Heron and Rodrick Heffley are childhood friends that haven't seen each other for nearly eight years; until both transfer to North Shore High (for completely different reasons…). To get back at Regina for dating Aaron Samuels, again, Cady uses Rodrick as her arm candy; entitled girls always fall for this bait.
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That Cold Thing We Call a Heart by yasbrekker
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
27 Oct 2025
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Regina George never imagined she’d end her Wednesday chasing her ex with a can of pepper spray, breaking her favorite high heels, and almost getting run over by a van far too beat-up to still be on the road.
But after being rescued by none other than Rodrick Heffley — the school’s resident troublemaker and drummer of a hopelessly bad band — Regina realizes she might be standing in front of a boy capable of making her lose her beloved crown… or conquer an entire empire.
After all, what is a queen without her subject?
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Regina George is a mean girl who wants to rule the world.
Rodrick Heffley is a chaotic boy who just wants to burn it all down. -
Annoying by aangelicc
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
27 Oct 2025
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𝘈𝘚 𝘐𝘍.. Regina George, 𝘛𝘏𝘌 Queen Bee, the College Campus Princess and Rich Girl could ever look a 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘚 way especially not Rodrick, the 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢-𝘣𝘦 band leader..I mean there’s just no way- right?
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all we seem to do is talk about sex! by spinstates
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
26 Oct 2025
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regina george is riding his thigh.
(all of rodrick's dreams have started like this)note: this is part 3 of a series, can be read standalone, better read together!
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- Part 3 of menswear
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LO$ER=LO♡ER by Anonymous
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
25 Oct 2025
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Rodrick gets an alt girlfriend. That's the whole fic.
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tldr; fanfic so self indulgent I'm posting it anonymously cause I'm embarrassed 💀💀
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dirty little secret by roxxiii
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
24 Oct 2025
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There was one thing Regina George was known for — getting back at people who fucked her over.
So when her ex-boyfriend Aaron Samuels decided to drop her in a ditch for a nobody he met on a random Tuesday by the school yard, she was certain to get back at him.
She had three plans. All of which included Rodrick Heffley, Aaron's cousin that he passionately hated.
One: Get close to Rodrick Heffley.
Two: Date him and make her ex jealous.
Three: Try not to fall for him. Never fall for him.
Quite an easy task.
Until it wasn't.
When feelings ignite between the campus queen bee and the nobody, how will they keep the other from knowing their dirty little secret?
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Self Sabotage by Mordecaisbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
24 Oct 2025
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In which Rodrick gets sent to boarding school for his bad behavior,
But he finds good out of it.
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a little less sixteen candles, a little more 'touch me' by spinstates
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
23 Oct 2025
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regina's trying really hard not to throw herself at this man.
it's pretty pathetic.note: this is part 2 of a series, can be read standalone, better read together!
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- Part 2 of menswear
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My Liner by shewritesanon
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
22 Oct 2025
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Regina catches Rodrick using her eyeliner and chews him out.
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beat me up (beat me down) by spinstates
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
21 Oct 2025
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Rodrick is high. Regina is here. And hot.
rodrick and regina look hot tgt.
self indulgent and not proofread, im posting this at like. 3am.meanrock getting together!
note: this is part 1 of a series, can be read standalone, better read together!
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- Part 1 of menswear
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Charity For Love by imalouser
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
19 Oct 2025
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Regina George was your typical popular girl. She’s pretty, richer than your parents combined, and most of all— she runs North Shore High like a beehive and she’s the Queen Bee. One thing to note, is that she only ever hooked up with the hot jocks.
Rodrick Heffley absolutely did not belong in her clean, perfect world. He was rebellious, lazy, and a complete outcast. He drove a beat-up van and has a band with a stupid name. And he was not at all close to a hot jock.
So, what happens when their home economics teacher pairs them up for a project where they work in charity?
( Regina George x Rodrick Heffley )
--- Available on wattpad, user: imalouserr
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Kicking Bill out of the band after the talent show caused Löded Diper to need a new guitarist, luckily Rodrick just got a new next door neighbor.