12 Works in Monster Pig (The Magnus Archives)

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    Martin Blackwood, beloved archival assistant, who is always there with tea and a soft word of comfort isn't exactly who he says. Actually he's exactly not who he says: he is Not-Martin, a monster who didn't expect to have anything to do with the archival staff beside feeding off their terror that Something Wasn't Right. But then he started feeling something akin to "emotions" when it comes to a certain Archivist who is always in trouble.

    Trying my best to update weekly on Mondays

    Currently in Season 5.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    337,504
    Chapters:
    134/?
    Collections:
    2
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    4,298
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    1,504
    Bookmarks:
    211
    Hits:
    41,106
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    Day 1: Pets & Cats // Feelings Realised

    In which Martin and Jon travel the apocalypse and pack bond with literally everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    265
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    WTG decides to do a Detective Agency special. Annabelle Cane gets involved.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    412
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    Before meeting Martin - and experiencing the sort of dramatic domino effect which that had had on his relationships - Jon had sometimes gone for weeks without anyone calling him by name. He was simply ‘The Detective’, to his Ceaseless patron, his eldritch clients and enemies alike; and, sometimes - too often - even in his own head, when ‘Jonathan Sims’ as a concept, seemed something long ago and far away; a sweet, simplistic dream.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    546
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    “I’m not angry, I just want to know which one of you set up the website. So that I can disembowel them.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    755
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    The team gets some visitors and some unwelcome information. Martin has a decision to make.

    Series
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    English
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    4,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    605
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    As soon as Basira had called, Jon had Known everything about the case: his patron casually dropping the information that her missing partner, Daisy, was trapped in the Buried, with a sort of ‘What can you do?’ shrug, clearly expecting him to let her know and move on.

    The Ceaseless Watcher couldn’t watch Jon in there and therefore he obviously wouldn’t go. Simple as that. And the additional fact - this one dropped on him more like an anvil and clanged against his skull a few times, for emphasis - that no one had ever come out again, pretty much sealed the deal.

    It wasn’t as if there hadn’t been other cases where Jon could do nothing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    707
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    The door read ‘CW Detective Agency’ in small and modest letters, which you could be forgiven for overlooking, given the state of the rest of the door. Bullet holes riddled it; knife - and possibly claw? - marks scarred it, in decorative patterns; it was scorched and battered and warped to the point where it shouldn’t truly be able to function as a door at all, and can only have been managing the job purely out of habit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    966
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    Statement of Gerard Keay, regarding…his last minutes.

    Audio recording by Hugh Bacon, on a personal interest.

    Statement begins.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    Jon is at the farm, ready to mate with the Monster Pig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    8,051
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    In Chapter 35 of MartinKBlackwoodESQ's modern classic, Martin proves to be a fickle avatar.

    Language:
    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    748
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    Monster Pig is a good pig! A Long and Wide Pig! A Hungry Pig!

    She did nothing wrong, just ate her food, as she was made to do.

    (For @eliasbouchardslut on Tumblr, we are not immune to Pretty Lady)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    330

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