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The Doomed Dozen by Socks_2789
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), The Pony Party! - Loney M. Setnick
20 Jul 2025
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The Baudelaire children were very unfortunate indeed. You may think that, given there were twelve of them, they would figure out solutions to their problems rather quickly. However, it so happened that when the siblings put their heads together it usually resulted in various items of furniture being hurled, mediocre cooking, attempted murder (only occasionally directed at each other), and many *many* pranks.
Or: ASOUE but there are 12 Baudelaire kids! (Netflix Baudelaires are Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Movie Baudelaires [originally created by midas_touch_of_angst] are Lilac, Nick and Solitude. Book Baudelaires are Veronica, Klyde and Susie. The Baudelaires' character foils from 'The Luckiest Kids in the World' are Laurie, Larry and Linda.)
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- Part 1 of The Twelve Baudelaires AU
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The trouble that’s afoot by Socks_2789
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
13 Feb 2025
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Lemony's parents resort to extreme measures in a failed attempt to prevent V.F.D from recruiting their youngest son.
Or: An ATWQ AU in which Lemony is disabled.
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Seabound by Bookended (BlueOranges)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
29 Jan 2025
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Klaus and Beatrice hide from VFD. This goes as well as it possibly can.
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forever is the sweetest con by artements
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
03 Jun 2024
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You tuck forget-me-nots beneath the band on her finger.
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hold you in his arms, yeah you can feel his disease by ShadeofGreen
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
08 Nov 2023
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“I hope the letter isn’t ruin by the rain. I don’t want to get in trouble with my chaperone before meeting him. Or her.” Widdershins gives out a sigh and leans back against the bench.
“It depends on the letter’s content,” answers a male voice. It’s a male voice that Widdershins unfortunately, know all too well. “Would you kindly give me the letter? I’m curious to know what my associate wrote.”
(Or, the future Captain Widdershins meets his chaperone, and endures all over again.)
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like a car without a driver by dragons_SRSunn
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
20 Aug 2023
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The Bellerophon brothers refused to admit that their father was dead.
This made the volunteers who wanted to recruit them very frustrated.
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Segments of the Snicket File by dragons_SRSunn
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
21 Nov 2021
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Top-secret portions of the Snicket file that nobody was ever allowed to see, especially the Snickets.
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Don't Think I've Forgotten by ShadeofGreen
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
18 Oct 2021
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“I see. I too, lost my family. If you don’t mind, why don’t we go have a meal and talk it over more? Perhaps we can share our sorrows together. What do you say?”
(Or, when a life-changing decision gets made with little hesitation, a certain someone becomes part of a brand-new world. Depending how you look at it, it’s either for better or for worse.)
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Set during the chapter of 13si where Theodora up and leaves.
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- Part 3 of S Theodora Markson oneshots
- Part 1 of ATWQ fics I'm not ashamed of
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pleasure doing business with you by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Mar 2021
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Georgina has always appreciated Kit Snicket.
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illuminate the "no"s by coldairballoons
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
15 Feb 2021
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(Title from "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie)
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“you keep your own secrets perfectly well, don’t you snicket? secrets to line your pockets with, to get whatever you want with.”
or, esmé and kit take their frustrations out on each other.
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ethics of hypnotism by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
22 Aug 2020
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Georgina and Bertrand debate the right and wrongs of hypnotism.
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kill them; kill them with fire by Xavantina
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Aug 2020
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Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.
The inevitable zombie AU.
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all your conspiracy theories i won't believe by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
10 Feb 2020
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Esme proposed a theory to Ernest.
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Far from Home - BB’s Recruitment File by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
12 Nov 2019
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- Part 3 of VFD Politics
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poisonous fungi can break hearts by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
17 Mar 2019
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There was a schism, there was a dangerous biological weapon, and there were people wishing other people would reach out first: a fic about Jacques/Bertrand breakup, Kit and Bertrand’s friendship, and the Medusoid Mycelium backstory. (Except, as one of them would point out, is it really a breakup if you’ve never really been together?)
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With Count Olaf taken by the authorities and the mystery of the fire that destroyed their home solved, the Baudelaire children think things will finally be alright. Little do they know that the story of their unfortunate events was only beginning, and there are many more mysteries out there.
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What Is Going On? by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
09 Jan 2019
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Beatrice was supposed to meet Bertrand after his performance was over, but something went terribly wrong.
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Nothing Out There by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
26 Oct 2018
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"We can never be truly free, can we? We will always have this shadow over us."
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- Part 17 of Fictober 2018