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Sleeping with the Television On by boygirl_malewife
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
21 Sep 2025
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It’s peaceful for the first three years. Quiet, without a hint of danger in any direction.
Five hates it.
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- Part 1 of SWTTVO Universe
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A past assassin and a present killer (five Hargreeves x gender neutral reader) by Annx_13
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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You're a vampire who moved to this small town in 2019 to start a new life. You weren't a killer since you drank pigs blood. But now you're in a new town that doesn't sell pigs blood so you have to resort to murder. Now it's 2024 murders up and crimes down all because of you killing the scums of the world for blood. Five years and you haven't been caught. You're just a morgue worker who keeps to themselves. But that changes when a new detective starts to work on murder cases.
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I’ll Think About It by FivesLilApocalypse for krissbear
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Aug 2025
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One rainy evening after her shift at the bar, Lila stumbles upon an abandoned injured puppy and a mysterious young man who offers her help and a ride to the vet. This seemingly random event will change the lives of all three.
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“What do you want,” he asked flatly, eyes still fixed on the screen. The voice across from him laughed slightly.
“No way...” The voice trailed off; Five absentmindedly noticed that the voice was familiar.
“Diego, Diego look,” she said, tapping at Diego's shoulder who started rambling about important pastry discissions.
Five froze and then finally looked up at the people in front of him to find an equally shocked Diego and Lila staring back at him, mouths slightly agape.
fuck
Or, my Five centric season 4 rewrite featuring mysteries, angst, and some classic Hargreeves family shenanigans.
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A dogs best friend (is a superpowered boy and his family) by Cocalolhh
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
10 Apr 2025
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“You all are lucky it wasn’t a real emergency, your theatrics would have made The Umbrella Academy look like a circus that didn’t know their routines. This behavior is extremely unacceptable. I want an explanation, now.”
No one really had one.
“Luther’s been staying up in the attic at night” Diego blurted
“And Klaus has been huffing paint” Luther redirected.
“Woah” Klaus held his hands up defensively, but since the damage was already done.. “Five has a dog”
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- Part 4 of The Hargreeves as kids
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Lila has a surprise for her husband, another member of their family.
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- Part 5 of Roommates
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In this Lifetime (we're sticking together) by Dramallamaparty
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Nov 2024
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A time traveler walks into a apocalypse. A girl survived the astroid. Sounds like a start to a bad joke, right?
They meet and the bad joke starts.
🌄🥘☄️
Their hands inch closer to eachother, the pinkies almost touching but not quite.
"I feel like we've been here before." He whispers.
She shifts and says," What do you think would've happen if we never met?"
"What's life, if not spent with you?" He quoted, and she laughed ugly and loud.
"That's so cheesy."Series
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these are logs of Reginald Hargreeves and his findings of the seven children and in the alternate reality the sparrow academy experiences
if you don't know this just for dun
Btw this is unfinished bc of the ao3 app being the most Shittiest app i've used , my god I hate it 😡 and it posted this so this willl me getting updated when I feel like it and if this is ofc bcz I'm testing the waters of my idea and I'm trying to figure out character speech patterns just so yk
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figured that there is no official ao3 app 😭 so now I feel stupid but soo I'm even more upset that I didn't know it was not the actual thing and I feel played and lowkey stupid and I kinda think I should've check first but I'ma try and get this Finish this as much as I can but it will take a while for me due to zero motivation to do any writing lately -
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Viktor manages to get through to Ben and take the Durango from him. He does the same thing to Jennifer, but then he has the two elements resting entirely inside of his body. The Cleanse doesn't feel like he thought it was based off what his not-brother and acquaintance were going through.
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"even if you knew everything there is to know about right now, you could never predict what will happen next. we don’t live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances."
in which your typical dysfunctional superhero family manages to fuck up the timeline all over again. and this time, they must take a trip down memory lane before embarking on a journey to search for the rest of the forty-three children because it may just be what they need to stop the end of the world.
alternatively... the hargreeves attempt to clean up their mess, only to find themselves in an even bigger one over and over again
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- Part 3 of may death never stop you
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One family, consisting of six survived the apocalypse. Now, looking at the fandom and work this story is about, you may think that this will be the story of The Umbrella Academy Siblings and their survival and struggle in the new apocalyptic world. This author regrets to inform you it's not. Five finds their bodies in the ruins, lifeless, unmoving, and most surprisingly, intact.
In fact, now he thinks about it, all the bodies that he has found are intact, which is not how he thought the apocalypse would leave the world, not vaporised and uninhabitable, but he seems to be able to quite easily live, excluding the lack of resources, food, water, ash, extreme weather, and, well, he means to say the air is breathable.
So who survived? Well, in reality, obsidian is easily broken by human action and can also be worn down by the weather. This would make it a terrible substance to build with. So why is the Hotel Obsidian the only building left standing? and, even more confusing, how the hell did a 65-year-old bellman, four siblings, all not yet over the age of 18, and a small pug, all miraculously alive and unharmed.
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Not Afraid to Walk This World Alone by WildfireWriter21
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Oct 2024
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Five wanders off from his siblings, completely alone, stranded in an alien new timeline. He sleeps rough, bumbles his way through life powerless, and does pretty much nothing with himself for about a year. Completely hopeless and meaning lost to his life, Five has given up, tired from all the apocalypses. But, as he starts noticing stranger and stranger things happening, multiple attacks on his life, and a Hargreeves-dominated world, it may be time to start investigating.
Unfortunately, that means trying to work together with his dysfunctional group of siblings that he calls a family. And they're scattered across god knows where.
A season 4 fix-it fic that picks up immediately where season 3 ends.
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Umbrella Academy Headcanons & One-Shots by w1ll14mthebl00dy
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
11 Oct 2024
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Vik's Bar by noodlerdoodler
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
01 Oct 2024
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Six times Viktor's siblings came to visit him.
And one time he went to visit them.
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The Secret Inside of You (run boy run) by Utukki
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
01 Oct 2024
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“What,” she repeated coldly, “did he do to my son.”
“He implanted the device into his brain,” Pogo said wearily. “And it performed as it was meant to. It disrupted Master Five’s sense of time. It also activated whenever he instinctively attempted time travel, blocking the synapses that would, in essence, complete the circuit and allow him that ability.”
“So what you’re saying,” Efa said, “is that Hargreeves permanently crippled him.” When Pogo opened his mouth to protest, she waved a dismissive hand at him. “All for the good of the world, yes, I get it. You forget, I got a taste of my son’s abilities moments after his birth. I’ve had a lot of time to ponder the implications of what he can do. And you need to understand that the only reason I handed my son over was because I am all too aware that he might not have survived beyond infanthood in my care. And yet you tell me that you believe that he attempted time travel into the future. Why would he do that if he knew he was literally, physically incapable of using his powers in that way?”
Doctor Pogo gazed at her solemnly and didn’t answer.
“You didn’t tell him,” she said, anger once again stirring within her. “He didn’t know about the implant.”
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Tea Party by Hatsune_Miku
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
09 Sep 2024
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Being the good fairy godmother that I am.
I answered a request made to Luuna_helpidontknowwhattoputthere and Calebwithjesterhat
Derek and Mr. Pennycrumb know all of Five's siblings.
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- Part 1 of Calendula and White Hyacinth
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Frappé coffee served unexpectedly by Hatsune_Miku
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
08 Sep 2024
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Five, after a panic attack, decides to walk the dark streets at dawn, and finds an abandoned dog.
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miscalculation by fretfulphantom
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
06 Sep 2024
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Five comes to a harsh realization about being stuck in his stupid pubescent body.
A realization he hadn’t had the time to conjure up whilst busy fighting off two separate apocalypses.
He was going to be the last to die, again.
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(set in S4 E2) Left with no powers Five wanted to lead a peaceful and as normal of a life he could get with his family. After getting roofied with marigold and the disaster car trip, Five finds himself left in the subway station with malfunctioning powers. Not to mention that this train seems to have a personal vendetta against him believing Five had experienced one to few apocalypses in his life.
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Five gets stuck on the train:
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Sometimes, when he still worked at the commission, Five would sit down and watch people go about their days. He would watch and watch and watch, how they move, how they talk, how they emote, he would see and ask himself if he was once like them.
He watched people while working at the Commission, trying to learn how to be human again, now he watches his siblings.
Or: Five, summer 2019 and learning to live in the aftermath.