Passive-Aggressive Memos
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The Kenobi Memo Club by warpgirl9
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Oct 2025
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Shipwide Memo 209-F: Comms Brevity, or How Not to Narrate Your Own Heroics
Channels are for information, not memoir. Use callsigns, locations, and verbs. Do not broadcast: “I’m going in, this is it, tell Waxer—” Save that breath for moving.
Examples:
• Good: “Gold Two, south stairwell blocked, rerouting east.”
• Bad: “Sooo anyway—” (anything that follows “so anyway” is not brevity.)Regards,
General Obi-Wan KenobiP.S. If you can exclaim, you can exhale. Do the latter first.
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Obi-Wan’s hilariously passive-aggressive memos inspire a cult following aboard the Negotiator—part safety manual, part stand-up routine. When a newly assigned Jedi adds a simple addendum—“Remember your humanity”—the words spread across decks, battalions, and hearts, reframing the voice Obi-Wan didn’t know he was writing in.
Celebrating the small, boring acts that keep people alive.