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• So Do the Proud Men Die by FunkyFrogFreak

  Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  26 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
  • Spider-Man/Deadpool
  • Spideypool
  • Peter Parker
  • Wade Wilson
  • The Boxes (Deadpool)
  • Tony Stark
  • Harry Osborn
  • Green Goblin (Marvel)
  • Karen the AI (Spider-Man)
  • Norman Osborn
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Pansexual Wade Wilson
  • Bisexual Peter Parker
  • This fic actually has plot
  • tacos as a love language
  • Texting
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • But Also Everything
  • Idiots in Love
  • Explicit Language
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • The author rickrolls you in the second chapter
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • I swear the ending is happy just bear with me
  • Read the Author's Notes
  • for warnings and stuff
  • You Have Been Warned
  • warning you about warnings is too meta for me and it's making my brain hurt
  • POV Wade Wilson
  • POV Peter Parker
  • dual POV (with occasional third POV that's more of an extra than a recurring thing)
  • Harry is that third POV
  • Tags will be updated
  • Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker
  • Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson
  • but it's complicated because
  • Wade Wilson Doesn't Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man
  • Which leads to
  • Misunderstandings
  • Deadpool has voices in his head
  • The boxes from the Deadpool comics are the voices
  • and they look biblically accurate because I have too much free time and
  • Because Comics
  • The Boxes Won't Shut Up
  • but only when it's Wade's POV
  • Wade Wilson Tries to Be a Good Person
  • Wade Wilson Stalks Peter Parker
  • Platonically (not really)
  • Wade Wilson Commits Suicide Temporarily
  • Occasional References and Song Lyrics
  • Because Deadpool
  • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • Wade Wilson Likes Peter Parker's Butt
  • But he won't admit it
  • Pet Names
  • mainly from Wade ofc
  • Peter Parker Knows Wade Wilson is Deadpool
  • Peter Parker Has Panic Attacks
  • Wade Wilson Comforts Peter Parker
  • They hide a body (romantically)
  • okay I lied it isn't romantic it's just traumatic
  • Not Norman Osborn Friendly
  • Seriously Fuck That Guy
  • Harry Osborn Has Daddy Issues
  • and issues in general
  • Harry Osborn as Green Goblin
  • Insane Harry Osborn
  • Harry Osborn Knows Peter Parker Is Spider-Man
  • But only later
  • WIP

  Summary

  !!READ THE TAGS!!

  Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.

  Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.

  That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.

  Language:

  English

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