7 Works in Quote: Lambert Lambert What a Prick (The Witcher)
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Toss A Coin To Your Witcher (Because I Stole His Horse) by Lucigoo89
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Jaskier is heartbroken after Caingorn Mountain. He stumbles down the mountain, tears in his eyes when he does something neither he, Geralt nor Roach would have ever expect him too.
Jaskier couldn't imagine how that one petty act could change his, and the Continents witcher's lives.
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- Part 10 of Witcher Ficlits
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Stranger to Blue Waters by reallooney
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 May 2024
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During a summer trip to Aiden's parents' cabin, Lamb and Geralt get into a fight after Jaskier ends up in the middle of the lake because of Lambert's antics.
This one is totally canon.Series
- Part 8 of Rugby Geralt AU (Supplemental Stories)
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A second later, in lieu of a response, Geralt sends him a picture.
“Holy fucking—” Is that a dick? He’s reminded, vaguely, of the absolute shit fit that Jaskier had thrown when he’d thought, for just a split fraction of a second, that Hadria might be his daughter, and wonders what he would think if he knew that Geralt had just sent him the world’s most disturbing dick pick.
Lambert, morbidly intrigued, looks over… and promptly goes green in the gills, “Is the head supposed to… tulip like that?”
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- Part 7 of Witcher Summer Camp 2022
- Part 3 of Family Matters
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In an Inn, in the Middle of Nowhere by TripsOverFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
03 Sep 2021
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In an inn in the middle of nowhere, Geralt learns the true effect and consequences of that day on the mountain.
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Spun Out by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 Mar 2021
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Jaskier has been a professional figure skater for years, and he knows when to get to the rink early to get the good, unblemished ice. As he trains for his upcoming competition, he begrudgingly has to cross paths with the local college's hockey team.
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Modern!AU with Figure Skater Jaskier and Hockey Player Geralt
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Geralt is a secret fan of singer/songwriter Jake Lytten. When he sees the musician is performing at a renaissance faire as the bard Jaskier, he decides it's time to take his young daughter Ciri to go meet Lambert and his new boyfriend Aiden- who is a knight also working at the same faire.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Prompt One-Shots
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School of the Wolf by stars_and_selkies
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2020
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Geralt has run off on a contract somewhere in Cintra, leaving Jaskier all by his lonesome. While gathering herbs for some new potions, he happens to run into a pair of witchers that seem to have landed themselves into quite a bit of trouble, and Jaskier finally gets to play the hero.
And perhaps hear a few new stories.
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- Part 3 of The Witcher and The Bard