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• CAT BATTLE by birthday_trash (do_it_to_julia) for SmallDickSteveRogers, MoonGoddex

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Jan 2022

  Tags

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  • James "Bucky" Barnes/Thor
  • James "Bucky" Barnes
  • Thor (Marvel)
  • Steve Rogers
  • Cats
  • Chonky cats
  • Penises
  • Visible penis outlines
  • An overabundance of chubby orange cats
  • Bad Art
  • Drew this while baked out of my fucking head lol
  • Idek what's going on any more
  • Rating is for penis outlines only
  • Bucky and Thor aren't boning they're fighting chonky cats arm-in-arm like old people on a date
  • They bone later but I couldn't be arsed to draw that sorry
  • Anyway if you like cats and visible penis bulges then this pic is for you
  • Steve Rogers Has a Small Penis
  • Bucky Barnes Has a Large Penis
  • Assumedly Thor also has a penis but the size is not specified
  • Please note that cat penises are not under discussion here
  • this is not that kind of fic
  • Wow this tag section got long
  • Not sure whether I should stop while I'm ahead or fully commit to the bit
  • Holy shit will I get in trouble for admitting I'm high?
  • Commenters have to tell me if they're cops right?
  • Do the police even know my AO3 profile? I hope not
  • If they do I have Questions about how they spend their time
  • Anyway enjoy the picture and remember - don't do drugs
  • and if you do don't post about it on the internet
  • most importantly of all remember that Steve's penis is smaller than Bucky's and that's a fact

  Summary

  Bucky, Steve and Thor take on a benign but over-affectionate army of invincible, bouncing chonky cats. Also, as requested, Steve has a smaller penis than Bucky.

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