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Откуда берутся тёмные клерки и чем занимаются? Об особых агентах патриция ходят самые разные слухи. Например, всем известно, что это просто миф и никаких тёмных клерков на самом деле не существует. Но если кто-то умеет вглядываться в тени, то кто-то непременно должен скрываться среди них.
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How to Fall for a Werewolf in 12 Easy Experiments by Dyrla
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Jemma Simmons arrives in Ankh-Morpork expecting academic chaos, not romance or conspiracies. But when a strange magical phenomenon draws the interest of both the Unseen University and the City Watch, she finds herself working alongside one very tall, very composed, very distracting Corporal Angua von Überwald. Together, they unravel a mystery that smells faintly of ozone, politics, and wolf. Feelings ensue.
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Nobby Nobbs and Lord Vetinari think about each other sometimes. These are those private thoughts, and the strange and surprising actions which follow them.
Or; the intimacy of the queer social connection and its different facets, explored by writing slash about my two favourite Discworld characters.
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Vimes and Vetinari appear to be in a predicament.
Dubcon because they've been drugged, but they aren't especially unhappy about the situation.
Smutty drabble prompted by Wanksgiving, mostly to see if I could actually stick to 100 words.
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Dead bodies. Missing clocks. Lord Downey kidnapped (perhaps less unfortunate than the first two). Ankh-Morpork once again becomes the stage for the City Watch, and they are tired of acting.
Lady Vetinari presides. Lady Sybil wonders what's going on with her...husband...
And Vimes, while chasing a man who is rapidly becoming an aardvark, stumbles into a lesbian bar.
Things are, in short, complicated.
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Breathe out so I can breathe you in by Asgardian_coroner
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2025
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Соулмейт-вселенная, в которой на запястьях родственных душ в 16 лет появляются слова, которые им скажет их вторая половинка при первой встрече. Эти слова исчезают, когда соулмейт умирает. У Хэвлока Ветинари после смерти Джона Киля они почему-то не исчезли.
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Klatchian nights and Klatchian dates by Casioblancas
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
16 Nov 2025
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Ponder is generally smart but even he makes mistakes. The mistake in question made the whole rest of the faculty jealous. Rincewind soon finds himself unwillingly thrust into another series of events to, in a very roundabout way, pay for that mistake.
What should have been a quick trip to Klatch and back to UU instead turns into a series of events that resemble an adventure a little too closely for Rincewind’s tastes.
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Vetinari has spent so many years dedicated to the city that he finds it impossible to relax; luckily, Vimes is willing to do whatever it takes to make him.
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During the Ankh-Morpork Carnival, rules may be broken and roles may be reversed.
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first time threesome with the ot3
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- 1/1
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Tisíce slov brutálních vražd, šťastného manželství a zdlouhavě flirtujícího Patricije.
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Tento příběh je založen na případu Jacka Rozparovače. Snažím se nebýt extrémně popisná, ale přesto upozorňuji na možný popis násilí.
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Volně navazuje na povídku “Čajové růže”.Series
- Part 3 of Pondělky a Oktodny
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Every one had an apprentice. Death had Mort. Lady Luck had one at some point though she'd fallen in love with sorrow and thusly gave birth to young Alcoholism. It was Hope's turn now, and Hope, she was a practical teacher and her student was entirely unaware that she had been chosen for such an endeavour. Her name was Petty Blue* and all Petty need to succeed in the task she did not know she was doing, was carry on.
* Her actual name was Betty, but her mother had a cold when she was born and so the town registrar heard Petty and it wasn't worth the coins to change it.
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William de Worde was not a romantic by nature, in either sense of the word.
Sprawling, verdant grasslands blanketed with daisies, enclosed by majestic pines, standing tall against the barrage of time, while a brook babbled softly in the background, did about as much for him revelation-wise as a half-eaten day-old curry from the Klatchian takeaway next door. He also wasn't one for dating.
Which was why Sacharissa’s insistence on the Times promoting the new fad of a holiday based entirely around mushy feelings and romantic gestures came much to his dismay.
(William, Sacharissa and Otto interview Ankh-Morpork’s couples about their relationships, and try their very hardest not to think about their own.)
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Somewhere, in a room, a body stirs under the cover of blankets and an arm coiled around him. An arm pulling him close and making his breath warm.
“Vimes…” he murmurs softly, as the arm refuses to aid him in getting up, but rather clings to him and holds him into the embrace.
He loves the embrace, and doesn’t want to leave it, but the night is warm, and he might just dare open the window.
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Despite what Havelock Vetinari's aunt says, having two soulmarks instead of one is somewhat unfortunate.
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Ank-Morpork 999 by Beastie
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, PRATCHETT Terry - Works, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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Bringing together two things I enjoy, the Guard books from the Discworld Series and Brooklyn 99.
Trying to use modern UK police structure but have probably made mistakes.
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After watching Vimes be tortured, Vetinari has to come to terms with his newly-exposed feelings for the man, whilst also dealing with the kind of pesky after effects that can really put a dampener on a new relationship.
Follow up to Just Tell Me It Hurts; continues immediately on from it and references those events, but I wanted to keep the smut separate.
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- Part 2 of Just Tell Me It Hurts
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В твоих глазах я вижу свет, в моих глазах ты видишь тьму by Asgardian_coroner
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
28 Oct 2025
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С тех пор как на глазах Ветинари убили его первую любовь – сержанта-при-оружии Джона Киля - он выбрал карьеру ассасина и превратился в безжалостную машину для убийств, всегда доводящую дело до конца. Он берётся за заказы любой сложности и любой стоимости, так как богатое наследство не заставляет его испытывать нужды в деньгах. Но однажды всё начинает меняться, когда его пытается арестовать новый капитан Ночной Стражи Сэмюэль Ваймс.
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Samuel Vimes comes home with a confession.
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Vimes has been away from home for too long.
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- Part 26 of Kinktober 2025
- Language:
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