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    Tav didn't mean for this to happen. It was an accident, but since she's there, and infected with the mind flare parasite, she might as well help every one. But how long can she keep her secrets to her self? And what will happen if her companions find out who she is.

    Or

    Tav going around trying to help her family, when their not even family yet.

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    4/?
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    A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag,
    The only girl Astarion ever loved was (you) in drag.

    Based on the song Andrew in Drag, where you try a bit of cross dressing for fun, and Astarion kind of is wondering why the fuck he feels this way abt a man.

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    Seeking shelter from a storm after a gruesome fight, you find yourself having to spend the night with Astarion in the same room.

    Worse, or better, yet - in the same bed.

    It's just one night? Right?

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    63
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    8
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    1,106
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    (noun —
    1. The elevation of a mortal to divine status.
    2. The climax of obsession; the point at which devotion becomes indistinguishable from desire.
    3. The transformation of one man — once slave, once vampire, once broken — into the chosen blade, lover, and ruinous worshipper of a goddess who never intended to save him, only to keep him.)

    In this story, Apotheosis was not a reward.
    It was not salvation.

    It was the slow, relentless undoing of Astarion as he gave himself — body, blood, soul, wit, will — to something greater.

    To you.

    A goddess of fire and cruelty, seduction and sacred violence.
    You did not demand faith. You created need.

    And Astarion, in all his vanity and venom and hunger, did not kneel because he was weak.

    He kneeled because he chose to.
    Again.
    And again.
    And again.

    Because in your hands, he was no longer merely a vampire.
    He was not even a man.

    He was devotion made flesh.
    He was your Apotheosis.

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    11/?
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    26
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    5
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    Pure unbridled Act 1 smut; Astarion decides to return your "gift".
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    “Gods.” He sighs.
    “Must I spell it out? I’ll fuck you better, darling.”

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    67
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    9
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    1,480
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    Halsin gets Astarion a cat. He complains about his clothes being covered with fur, the couch being ruined by claws, and messes, but he doesn't ever suggest getting rid of her.

    Or, 3 + 1 instances of Astarion's not-so-reluctant affection of Halstarion's new cat.

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    27
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    2
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    He makes eye contact with you before he flicks his gaze downward quickly, wanting you to get the hint. Your lips part on a gasp.

    What?? You mean you want to-“

    “Go down on your bloody cunt? Yes, dear, that’s exactly what I’m asking.”

    ****

    Astarion period fic<3

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    235
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    35
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    3,981
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    He was still staring between your legs, eyebrows perfectly pinched together in the middle, looking like a man truly in awe when he brought his cool touch to spread you apart with his thumbs, examining the damage he’s already managed to inflict on you.

    He opens his wicked mouth again.

    or

    Astarion finally has you alone in his tent.
    (You do not need to read Alone Tonight to understand this story)

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    175
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    31
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    A friend (localmikus) and I decided to take our favorites from the game (mine's Astarion, his is Gale) and write a bunch of little drabbles together. I write the Astarion lines, he writes the Gale ones. If you haven't done this with a friend, I suggest you do, it's a lot of fun!

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    2/?
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    Astarion has known cruelty. For centuries, he's served as little more than an object—broken, manipulated, and discarded at the whim of his ruthless master, Cazador. So, when he's abruptly sold to the infamous Lord Darcy Balor, a mysterious warlock known throughout Baldur's Gate as Bhaal's favoured son, he expects the worst.

    But Lord Balor is nothing like what Astarion expected.

    Instead of cruelty, Astarion faces kindness. Instead of punishment, he is met with unsettling compassion. Bound by a blood contract, Darcy holds every power over him—yet demands nothing, forcing Astarion into unknown territory. Slowly, the carefully crafted masks they both wear begin to crack, revealing secrets neither was prepared to confront.

    Caught between curiosity, confusion, and the dangerous pull of genuine affection, Astarion begins to question everything he's ever known about power, control, and desire.

    Yet, Darcy harbours a dark secret—one that binds their fates together in an unholy union Astarion never agreed to. But can love blossom in darkness, or will their hidden truths destroy them both?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    43
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Orin the Red managed to kidnap Minthara just right from the Blighted village, (where the group headed to after unleashing some slaughter at Moonrise towers). No one even saw the action itself, as the red beast used some kind of old magic, not a usual “sleep” spell or kind of that. She did it quickly yet arrogantly. Imagine kidnapping someone of such an importance just from the heart of their camp, where there are gathered a whole lotta powerful individuals. Lae’zel with her wonderful weapon wielding skills, Shadowheart, who can cast a vast range of spells without even blinking an eye, cunning as Loki Astarion, who usually hunts his prey during the night, always so thoughtful Gale, who seems to be overly funny, but in reality quite attentive and serious, Freydis, who, aside from being a knowledgeable magician and a quite good fighter, is deeply in love with the Nightwarden. Orin managed to fool them all and perform an act of dumb self-confidence that has never been seen before.
    “Why dumb?” - would you ask, well because it’s quite a mistake to steal one soul from another, when they’ve already created an undying bond. Imagine the fate that will befall on head of anyone that dumb

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    Astarion and Xandros are doing a stealth mission at a Banites outpost.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Xandros, The Dark Urge, loses control during a fight and turns on his party. It's up to Minthara and the companions to subdue him before he kills one of them.

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    Astarion thinks his wife, Rach, looks frumpy in her adventuring armor.

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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    134
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    Astarion's skin—his flawless, pale skin—now glittered like a thousand tiny stars had been embedded into his very pores. Every light caught on him, from the miniature alchemical brazier to Gale’s conjured candles to the moon’s glow filtering down from the sky. With every movement, the vampire’s skin shimmered brightly, as though he were a creature composed of pure magic.

    Rather than create a Potion of See Invisibility, the wizard seemed to have turned his lover into a walking disco ball.

    OR: Gale's latest alchemical experiment goes awry, and Astarion happens to be in the crossfire. Whoops.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    57
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    1
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    381
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    Astarion is one of the heroes of Baldur's Gate.

    He loathes the thought.

    Making his way through the debauched underbelly of the city, his attention is captured by a mysterious bard who is far, far more than she seems.

    The battle won over a year ago, his friends scattered to the corners of Faerun and beyond, Astarion is asked by a good friend for a favour.

    Little does he know, it spells a changing of the tides for the vampire spawn.

    Has Astarion met his match? And what happens when the seducer is seduced?

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    English
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    16,050
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    1
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    19
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    3
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    197
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    “Astarion…” Halsin murmurs, low and careful.

    “Oh, but I do love the way my name sounds on your lips, darling,” Astarion says. “I wonder how it will sound when you’re moaning it.”

    “Little star,” he starts carefully. “My affection for you runs as deep and strong as a river,” Halsin assures him. “But I will not take you to my bed to indulge in your body.”

    Astarion pulls back as if burnt. “I don’t understand you, druid,” he hisses. “Your reputation for sowing wild oats vastly proceeds you, and you claim to have some desires for me, and yet, you turn down an opportunity to do with me what you wish. You have no idea what you’re saying no to, Halsin. The things I’ve been trained to do would blow your mind.”

    (or: now that they're in Baldur's Gate, Halsin just wants to protect Astarion from the people there who want to hurt him. Astarion just wants revenge. And to keep Halsin at arm's length for as long as he can.)

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    11/12
    Comments:
    51
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    268
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    75
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    6,176
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    Halsin can't always tell when he's hurt, and it starts a fight between him and Astarion. The vampire spawn still struggles to express softer feelings without sharper words.

    A/N: The rape/non-con warning is a safety net because it refers to their backstories. Read safely!

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    1/1
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    4
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    62
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    6
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    709
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    Gale gets very excited seeing Astarion in stockings and lingerie

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    1,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    643
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    I changed Ashla’s race AGAIN, promise when I finish this whole thing she is one race aka exarch

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    English
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    3,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    47

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