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Two Birthdays, Two Thousand Years Apart by TheDarkestDandelion
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
07 May 2025
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Two birthdays. Almost Two Thousand years apart.
Each birthday, Ardyn got to share it with the one person he loved most in the world.
One birthday, he was a mere mortal man, who was in love with the First Oracle and her soul had the ability to light up every room she stood in.
The other, he was an immortal daemon, who was in love with the most reckless, outlandish and stubborn mortal man who had ever walked Eos.
Both of these birthdays, Ardyn wouldn't trade either of them for the world.
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Lust: Lead Us (Not) Into Temptation by TheDarkestDandelion for IvaliceForever
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
05 Dec 2023
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5 times Somnus and Aera fought against the deadly sin of lust, and 1 time when they gave in and let lust overtake them.
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The First Ever Caelum Family Group Chat by TheDarkestDandelion for WhoStarLocked
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
03 Nov 2023
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Group Chats have recently been invented and Prince Regis can't wait to put them to use!
However, adding Mors, Ardyn and Somnus into a chat altogether was not the smartest idea he has ever had...
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How Did House Amicitia Become The Sworn Shields to the King's Of Lucis? by TheDarkestDandelion
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
22 Oct 2023
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“Why do I have to be Noctis’ shield, dad?”
“Because it’s our duty. An Amicitia has protected the King of Lucis since the very beginning.”
“But why? Why did our family get the job?”In all his 40 years of life, Clarus couldn’t recall a time where he had questioned his or his family’s position within Lucian society because it had always been the way of things. But his 8-year-old son's questions had piqued his curiosity and there was only one man who could provide the answers he was looking for.
The Founder King himself, Somnus Lucis Caelum.
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- Part 68 of The Daemon, the Soldier and a Stolen Bio-Weapon AU
- Part 3 of The Founder King's Children
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For it was just a bad dream (and bad things happen to good people) by Nerd_of_Camelot
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
11 Mar 2023
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Her hand came to brush his hair from his face, brow creased. The worry looked out of place on her features, but the subtle wrinkles in her forehead and at the sides of her mouth spoke of a lot of it. He couldn’t help just watching her in turn as she felt his forehead, then pressed the back of her hand to his throat.
“You don’t seem to be ill,” She uttered, softly, “Are you able to stand?”
“Given time to get to my feet, yes,” He said, joking by instinct.
The joke seemed to work, because she smiled a bit.
She offered a hand to help him into a sitting position, and despite making light of it for years, ignoring it for years, the pain was still enough to have him wincing through the experience.
The concern had returned to her face by the time he was upright.
“Are you injured?” She asked, resting a hand on his shoulder.
“Not recently,”
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Decades after the long night had ended, four young men come to Insomnia, not knowing about each other, not knowing why the city that was once the home of the royal family, draws them near. One young man at a time will come across an eccentric salesman who offers them something magical.
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Much is known about the ever so suspicious Chancellor of Niflheim. A man of no consequence. But behind his own charming yet creepy smile hides something more. All who came across this man sees nothing wrong; just a man pretending nothing is wrong with him, until Noctis came into his life and saw through his broken mask.
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Noct's Other Grandfather... The One He Doesn't Like to Talk About by TheDarkestDandelion
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
13 Aug 2021
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“No, your other grandfather.” Regis corrected him, leaning ever so slightly on his cane.
“Ugh! Do I have to?!”
Noctis moaned, and suddenly all the joy he had felt from spending the morning bowling with Prompto had gone. It had been sucked out of him like a vacuum. Why was he here?! Why?!
Noct's other grandfather, Lord Ferro Chyrsos, his mum's dad, has decided to make a trip to the Citadel to see his grandson for the first time in 7 years! And needless to say, Noctis doesn't like the man that much, especially since he always puts down and is nasty to his dad. And no one is mean to his dad. Ever.
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“You want this?”
“More.” Aera begged, feeling her lungs begin to seize up. “More… Somnus please…”
She needed to taste the sweetness of the ulwaat berry that was present upon his lips and she had to feel the scolding hot weight of his tongue as he fucked her mouth - like he had promised to do.
“Beg for it.” Somnus commanded, voice nearly hostile in nature. "You need to beg for me, Oracle. I won’t give it to you unless you beg.”
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On July 4th, every 250 years or so, the dearly departed souls that once had a close connection to the crystal are able to walk the grounds of Citadel once more - well that is the tale that Ardyn and Somnus are spinning and like hell is Cor believing any of it!
However, will the Marshal's mind be changed when many come forward with the claim they have seen a woman dressed in white walking around the Citadel?
Or is it all just one big joke his ridiculous husband and brother-in-law have put together to mess with him?
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Surprises That Await You In The Heart Of Niflheim by TheDarkestDandelion
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
27 May 2021
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Cor has been sent to Niflheim on orders to get more information regarding the Niffs new top-secret 'bio-weapon' project. He knew this was not going to be an easy task, however, what he did not expect was to discover a cold and frighten baby boy in the heart of a Niflheim base.
He can't just leave him here? Can he?
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Somehow, Nyx had no idea how, he has survived the dawn and he's not about to complain about it.
He has decided to fulfill his promise to Regis, to find Luna and see her safely to Altissa. However, when he stops in Hammerhead to regain his strength for the task ahead, a stranger invades his personal space and scarily knows too much about the blue transpirate pricks that gave him a burden he couldn't hope to bear.
Why does this whack job look so familiar?
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Nyx glanced down at his phone, sick coiling into his stomach, wanting to throw the damned thing away. But he couldn’t. He had been conditioned to answer when this phone called. It didn’t matter what he was doing, or who he was with, he had to answer the phone no matter what. But his black eye and badly burnt arm was nagging at his brain telling him it was a bad idea; it was reminding him what would happen if he picked up the phone, he would go straight back to the clutches of that pyromaniac and next time… actually, Nyx knew there wouldn’t be a next time. Somnus would never let him leave, not with his life anyway.
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Nyx held his breath when a text message pinged through and subconsciously he opened it, although he seriously wished he hadn’t.
Somnus: Baby, please come back. I promise it will never happen again. I was angry and I didn’t mean to take it out on you.
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- Part 5 of TDD FFXV Rare Pair Collections
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Let's Put It In The History Books, Brother by TheDarkestDandelion for Fangirl_Reice
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
08 Feb 2021
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Time is running out for Somnus and Ardyn. Sooner rather then later Noctis will come back and one of them will die and the other will live out the rest of his days as a mortal.
But there is one problem with this.... they are idiots, and someone forgot to document Somnus's personal life during his reign as King. They might as well do it now while they still have a chance to talk things through.
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- Part 189 of The Daemon, the Soldier and a Stolen Bio-Weapon AU
- Part 1 of The Founder King's Children
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Ignis has been instructed to look after Noctis; however, performing some his duties have been challenging ever since Prince Ravus came to visit along with his sister Luna. Luna is kind and decent but Ravus is more despicable than a spoiled brat. It become apparent to all that both can not hide their distaste for each other; however, as the years go by one begins to have a change of heart.
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Ardyn’s thoughts were soon snatched away from him and he was quickly taken completely off guard as Cor bent down and fully kissed him on the lips.
In front of Regis!
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For reasons unbeknown to everyone, Cor is acting uncharacteristically affectionate and Ardyn is determined to find out why.
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Although 2000 years have passed, never once did Ardyn forget of his dearest companion.
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All Prompto wants is for both his dads to be at home with him while he recovers from his illness. However, because Cor has already taken lots of time off this year, he is unable to grant his son his wish. That is until Ardyn makes a suggestion, which forces Cor to ask a very simple question:
“How many times do you think I can get myself suspended then?”
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The Things We Do For Love by TheDarkestDandelion for IvaliceForever
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
31 Jul 2020
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It wasn’t every day that a Prince rescued a Princess from a foreign land. That was the stuff of fairy tales and an era bygone. But Noctis Lucis Caelum had done it. He had rescued Princess Lunafreya Nox Fleuret from Niflheim and now they were safely back in Insomnia.
As much as it was something to celebrate, Noctis still had to explain to his dad, grandad and uncle why he had done it. This was going to be fun...
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Cor, Somnus and Regis have found themselves in a heated debate about which of them knows Ardyn the best. In an attempt to get the upper hand, Somnus comes up with a little game to finally determine which one of them is right.
But how will Ardyn react when he learns he is a subject of yet another game that he wants no part in?
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