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“I wish you could see yourself, the way you move your mouth. It's beyond fascinating, talking to people, eating out of other girls’ mouths, sucking on your fingers after chewing on something sweet. I want that mouth in every possible way.”
Stolas wrote aggressively in his journal.
He paused, breath shaky. Wrote again, harder this time.Fuck me, fuck me fuck me. I’m Fucked. God if you’re there let me get over this guy. Let me stop hoping he’ll look at me like that. Please.
But the pleading didn’t take the weight off his chest. It just made it worse. He flipped the page and started again, pressing so hard the pen nearly tore the paper.
“I wonder if I can count how many cracks are on those lips. What stories would each one tell? Would it tell the stories of each kiss you’ve shared or every fist that’s come into contact with them? I want to hide them away and scrape every fissure on it with a warm cloth. Would you let me?”
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Takes place between The Circus and Murder Family
Blitz stole a grimoire. Blitz also stole a heart. Unfortunately, both belong to the same over-affectionate, clingy Goetia prince who knows exactly where to find him.
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Stolas has started his life anew with the grand opening of his new business "Botanicals and Bows Flower Shop". He is determined to live a happier life with his daughter than the one laid out for him by his family. However, when a handsome imp comes strolling in from the streets, things are never the same for the former Prince.
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Stolas owns a flower shop.
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There Is No Why About It by Dlvvanzor, Living_In_a_Fantasy
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Apr 2025
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Every Hellborn has a soulmate, indicated by the soulsmark that appears on your hand when you first meet. Stolas is nearing 30 and still has not found his soulmate. Soon his father will force him to marry Stella, who also lacks a soulsmark, and his fantasies of finding his true love will be over.
But then, he does find his match. There’s just two problems.
First off, Blitzø is an imp, and no Ars Goetia has ever matched with the lower classes.
And secondly, Blitzø doesn’t seem nearly as thrilled about finding his soulmate as Stolas is.
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Everything you ever dreamed of by Another_Pumpkin_Pie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2025
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Thanks to the help of everyone around them, Blitzø and Stolas finally have their first date... of sorts.
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Is there really anything more to tell? by Another_Pumpkin_Pie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Feb 2025
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After his chat with Vassago, Stolas decides to seek out the gorgeous imp.
Blitzø's book signing at Imp City's only bookshop (which also distributes yarn and butterfly knives) is about to becomes much more interesting...Series
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Some good advice from the best of friends by Another_Pumpkin_Pie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Feb 2025
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Since their chance meeting, Stolas and Blitzø have been troubled.
Fortunately, they both have good friends ready to help...Series
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I.M.P. has elevated their business from the saturated murder-for-hire market in Hell to offering revenge to Sinners in the living world, all thanks to their emotionally constipated boss and the grimoire he's seemingly produced from out of nowhere.
The hardest thing Blitz has ever had to do was leave everything behind after the fire when he was a teenager, including the bird he loved. Despite 15 years of avoidance and anxiety, coming home to the palace ends up being the easiest thing he’s ever done. Now adults with more clear ideas of what they want, Blitz and Stolas reconcile and become the safest and strongest thing in each others’ lives.
Part three of 'Childhood Friends', the first of which sees them as children, the second of which sees them as teenagers.Series
- Part 4 of Childhood Friends
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Embark on a journey with Blitzø Buckzo as he navigates the uncertainties of raising his nine-year old niece and the turmoil that comes with being raised the wrong way by his own father, and Stolas Goetia as he makes sure that his daughter grows up away from the life she was born into.
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Stolas and Blitzø are girl dads who just want to make it work.
(HUMAN AU! Will be adding tags as the story progresses)
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After that disastrous but surprisingly happy Sinsmas, Blitz didn't think twice and returned Stolas the notebook that according to the client contained the owl's first attempt at writing an erotic novel... eh, the imp didn't judge... nor would attempt to read it without the prince's explicit permission; that would had been rude, even for Blitzø's standards. Someday (hopefully one not so far away), Stolas will surely trust himself enough to show it to him, right?
But then... Blitz found it again days later thrown in the trash.
At first, he just tried to keep it in case Stolas regretted throwing it away, b-but... Well...
A little innocent look didn't hurt anyone, right?
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He was so lucky to get to spend so much time around the man he loved and have that man love him back. So he really shouldn’t complain.
He really shouldn’t… but…
“Blitzø, did you eat some of my cookies?” Stolas asked quietly, looking at the half empty package of cookies Blitzø had picked up from the living realm for him.
“No, Stols, for the hundredth time I didn’t eat your fucking oreos.”
He knew Blitzø was lying. And he knew he shouldn’t complain, and he shouldn’t care, and he should just let Blitzø eat the oreos if he wanted them so badly, but something about this situation was really rubbing him the wrong way.
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Or; Blitzø keeps eating Stolas' oreos and it's REALLY pissing him off
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- Part 2 of Friendzoning Universe
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Stolas goes to Blitzo's apartment. What happens when he gets there? What do they talk about? Stolas apologize to Blitzo, but things didn't turn out the way he wanted. Now he's not sure if Blitzo will ever forgive him.
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twitter gave me this idea. Stolas was hurt over the supposed break-up with Blitzø, and looked at old recording of them together. blitzo wearing a wedding dress. stolas sighs and unzipped his pants. (stolas have a dick in this)
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I Was Nothing Before, So I Couldn't Have Asked To Be Born by Ekit
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Nov 2024
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Blitz has a nightmare, Stolas comforts him
Takes place in Stolas's room
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[Mermaid AU : Not Canon Compliant!]
Stolas was used to his life being boring, uneventful, & frankly, as Prince of the Fae Goetia, he preferred that.
So why was his Father turning his life upside down over a stupid, ugly Nymph-Imp that had the most foulest mouth on all of Illuni- and why were the Elders so obsessed with it?
[Heed The Tags!]
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- Part 1 of Abyssal Love
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The Painter's Poet by pennedbylili
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Nov 2024
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Blitzø Buckzo just wants to feel like life is worth living for once. And Stolas Goetia? He makes life worth fucking living.
Wherein Blitzø is a frustrated college student who just wants his father to be proud of him and Stolas teaches him how to cope with his daddy issues.
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Stolas thought it was just going to be another usual day of work as a Biology teacher...
But a new imp showing up as his new colleague make him face something he wasn't prepared for.
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I.M.P. pissed off the wrong demons during their last hit and now some horny-for-"law"-magic demon is sending each of them to the custody of whoever "legally" has responsibility for them, and they're put under house-arrest to their respective rings. Millie goes home to Wrath. Moxxie reenters the nightmare that is Greed. Loona's left to the streets of Pride. Blitz is taken to a Goetia he hasn't seen or heard from since his dad sold him off as a kid, which he thought had just been for a play date.
Stolas is alarmed to be presented with his first ever friend who is in need of some help recovering his employees, and he is more than happy to lend some assistance. -
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It had been two weeks since Blitzø watched Stolas being orally assaulted by that (absolutely fucking jacked) incubus. Two weeks of telling himself he was happy for the stupid slut owl. Two weeks of telling everyone else he was fucking fine because everyone had to keep fucking asking. Two weeks of him collecting any stray feathers he could find in his car or on his clothes or in his office and putting them in a little jar… for science and research purposes, obviously.
Two fucking weeks too fucking long.
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Or; Blitzø takes up birding as a hobby, and he's not very good at it.
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A stolitz Aladdin AU. Stolas is a prince, Blitz is just an imp who falls in love with him. Having no chance with Stolas as a commoner, Blitz finds a magic lamp to turn himself into a prince. But with the royal vizier Striker working against him, things don't go as smoothly as Blitz hopes.