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My name is Daron. I'm 17 years old and I like playing guitar and music.
Fuck, I forgot this isn't an icebreaker.
My name is Daron. I'm 17 years old and while I still like playing guitar and music, I...
I'm pretty boring. I don't have any friends and I talk to a stuffed animal when I need therapy. I go to shitty band shows hours away and smoke laced weed when I need to feel something.
My name is Daron Malakian. I am 17 years old and I'll probably kill myself at the end of my senior year if things don't go well.
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You’re Serj Tankian’s new housekeeper. You’re a little overworked, but definitely not under paid….
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Y/N is at home alone... Until a certain someone from their childhood breaks in and reopens old wounds in the worst way possible. Daron kicks the perpetrator's ass and comforts his baby.
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- Part 3 of BABY SOAD
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Daron Malakian is a Little... But Serj doesn't know that. He doesn't need to know that, either, or so Daron thought...
What happens when Daron gets too stressed after a show? How will Serj react? Is Daron absolutely fucked? Maybe, we'll see.
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- Part 2 of BABY SOAD
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In this alternate world, Daron works as a prostitute, whilst Serj is in a band. The two meet unexpectedly, at a strip club, and soon find themselves getting together well.
Daron wants to find a job he genuinely enjoys, as giving lap dances and stripping gets boring after a while. Not to mention the creeps. Meanwhile, Serj is looking for a guitarist for his band.
(Throughout this story, we’ll see how the two of them deal with their problems, and how their relationship forms. There’ll be ups and downs, and ideally, this is going to be quite the ride. So, sit down and buckle up, and please enjoy.)
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Serj gives you a bit of sexual assistance….
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Serj really missed you today….
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虽然老头的生活很不健康，但是老头请长命百岁
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49岁的daron做了一个梦（时间线在今年前不久）
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意义不明的免费拥抱小段子，没有cp向，完全不知道怎么打tag（算了反正没人看
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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论坛体02，没找到发布系列的方法，和前篇关系不大，总之是个段子
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论坛体小段子01
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Serj Tankian really, really needs this internship. It would really be fantastic if he didn't have to work for his boss' incompetent son, Daron.
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Serj, the rest of the band, you and some of your friends rent a cabin in the woods. You cant sleep in the girls’ room….
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2005 SOAD.
Daron crashes out over his feelings towards Serj. -
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Serj has a few days off. You and him are gonna make the most of them….
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Sometimes your insecurities get the better of you….
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Serj finally comes home from a long time away on tour. You want him, bad….
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Serj gets a taste….
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You’re at a media party for System of a Down. Serj doesn’t approve of your antics….
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