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But as Phil was rushing through his nether portal, he does’t think the cure mattered anymore.
The message Foolish sent him was enough to understand what was happening.
FoolishG whispers to you: Come to the castle, it’s about Sneeg. It’s not good.
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Sneeg leaves behind some things in the castle that have them all panicking! :D
This is a rewrite of the og Warden of the Fools I wrote back in Apirl, you don't have to read that in order to read this
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Clown, a city alchemist, goes looking for their father Foolish in the dark forest and falls into more than just thorns.
Sneeg, a cursed man, finds intruders on his land & realizes company isn't as bad as it used to be.
Clown finds a beauty in the dark, monstrous castle, while Sneeg finds the beast in an alchemist. -
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How amateurish of him. Taking something from the crime scene with him. How incredibly unprofessional.
One of the most important rules in murdering someone without being caught is not touch or take anything from the crime scene.
How could he be so careless and stupid?
There was something mesmerizing about the magazine, about the man, King Foolish, on the front page. Something that didn’t let him go even after he had turned it over so that it was facing downwards.
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“Do you enjoy it?”, the king looked right at him, those piercing green eyes staring right into his.“Killing?”, he asked, receiving a sharp nod from the man across from him.
“Yes, I do.”, he answered honestly. There was no reason to lie to the king, he already knew what he did for a living.
Or: Clown is an underground mercenary, known for his flawless assassinations. He gets hired by his best friend to be the personal bodyguard of King Foolish and to take out a suspicous person if needed. Surely nothing can go wrong, right?
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How to Frame Your Friend for Murder by Alari_The_Aurora
Fandoms: The Realm SMP, Lifesteal SMP
09 Jun 2025
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“Well maybe, Aimsey wouldn’t have gotten hurt if you weren’t always getting in the way” he suggests, like it’s a helpful insight.
“What?”
“You two are always distracting each other. Maybe if you didn’t care about someone outside the Kingdom so much, you wouldn’t constantly put others in danger” That… put others in danger? Ros doesn’t put others in danger. Right?
“What are you talking about?” She says, a bit harshly, but he’s being rude! She’s allowed to be harsh.
“Ros I was alone” he intones, leaning further on his decent leg. “You just left me in the middle of a fight and I got hurt. I had to fight Drone alone”
Or, the one in which Owen tries to get Ros kicked out of her own house, and so Clown and Sneeg take things into their own hands.
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- Part 2 of How to be a Gentleman
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How to Make a Deal With the Devil by Alari_The_Aurora
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
03 Jun 2025
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“You were wronged more than me. Consider it a partnership, a test of goodwill for times to come”
Carnival stops holding up the paper, arm dropping to his side. His voice is fearful and strained beneath the artificial happiness when he speaks. “For times to come?”
“Yes. You do owe me, for saving your life, don't you?” He says, like he just thought of it. Like it's a simple revelation and not something he's been planning for the past week. Not something he's been taking into careful consideration.
“I do” Carnival agrees, sounding none too pleased about that, but keeping the smile on his face. Carnival repays his debts. Everyone knows that.
Or, the one in which Clownpierce is a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, Clownpierce is blackmailing Branzy, and they're weirdly gay about it
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- Part 4 of How to be a Gentleman
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“You’re our King, right?”
Foolish nodded, plastering on a smile as if it would relieve the rising tension.
They continued to stare at one another. Painted-on eyes versus real ones. It made Foolish tense. It felt like he was being interrogated, a lifeless face glaring into his hurting soul as he tried to push through his own inner battles.
They talked about this. Plenty of times in the past. And before this, Foolish thought they had moved on.
They both knew that there was nothing that could have been done to prevent it. And Foolish was well aware just how dangerous grief could be. But this wasn’t like Clown. He at least knew that much.
He just wished Clown could understand that he cared about him - about the kingdom.
He just had unique ways of showing it. Though it felt a bit unfair to word it like that.
So when Clown spat out the words, “Then prove it.” He knew exactly what he had to do.
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A ‘The Realm’ magic AU where all it took was one touch from a mysterious creature for the power of Foolish’s kingdom to plummet down the drain.
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The Warden, The Blacksmith by Crying_Cryptid
Fandoms: The Realm SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Apr 2025
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Sneegsnag is a lot of things, he can be the blacksmith, the scary guard dog. What doe sit make him when sculk invades his veins?
Wardens protect their city, wardens protect their home...
Sneeg thinks a lot about what his home is to him in this realm.
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- Part 1 of The Realm and its Kingdoms
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Warden of the Fools (OUTDATED GO READ THE REWRITE!!!) by North_Nebula
Fandoms: The Realm SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Apr 2025
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THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN GO READ IT
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The second ball was going perfect, too perfect in Sneeg's mind. So when the ball ended without blood or threats, Sneeg had a foolish hope of the day ending the same way. That's until a certain pangolin decided to impromptly slaughter Pili of the Kingdom of Fools, leaving King Foolish without any other choice. Order his warden to execute without mercy.
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The Honey Badgers learn the fatal consequences of messing with a warden's home.
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- Part 5 of The Realm SMP
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yeah I recapped as best I could as time went on,
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“Ros? Ros!!” Ros twitched, stirred by the noise. She slowly blinked her eyes opened and was greeted by a person with a half-rotted face. Skulk grew out of their left half and their left eye glowed a bright teal like the skulk that surrounded it. Ros squealed, launching themself way from the– person?
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the keepers promised Aimsey they would bring Ros back. they never promised she had to be herself.
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the keepers wipe ros’ memories (FULLY). it kind of annoyed me that ros members things so quickly so i thought it would be fun to pick up ao3 again
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00:33:25 BBH VOD: New Realm SMP - Day 34
BBH : “Then why’d they make you king?”
Foolish: “I just - I just kinda declared it and people just went with it.”
BBH: “You can do that?”
Foolish: “Yeah!”
BBH: “Well I wanna become the king!”
Foolish: “Well its probably too late now…”---
It may be too late for Bad to become King himself, but it's never too late for a little marriage scheme...
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The Kingdom of Fools is so very wary after his beloved king lost his 3 lives and they have no real answers of how that happen and why he hasn't come back. Until he is.
King Foolish appears on his room and the kingdom has more questions than answers.
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In which the echo shards quest does not go quite as smoothly, and Clown ends up injured and left behind.
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"Can we not, today," Sneeg groaned, his pickaxe catching on a dense patch of sculk. "I just want some gold."
Or, Sneeg desperately wants to quit having an affinity with Deep Dark magic.
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- Part 2 of And We Are Not Alone
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“Oh, that?” The jester chuckled. “Just.. safety measures.”
“Whose safety are you trying to keep?”
“Yours, of course, my king!"
OR ; loyalty has no moral lines
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- Part 3 of the king and his servants
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Clown pierce would LOVE to confess his nearly suffocating love for the King, but these jackasses keep making him seem unruly in front of King Foolish. It's not his fault he wants his attention on him.. he's definitely not scared of someone stealing him away, of course not! Especially not that stupid Brad or Shneeg.
This is loosely based off of the song "Impacto - Enjambre" I recommend listening to it while reading
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- Part 2 of King Foolish and his jealous Archmage
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Obsession (Abandoned Fic) by Zoovannah
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, The Realm SMP
05 Jan 2025
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There's only one person allowed to harm the hair on Foolish's head and Bad will ensure no one gets in his way.
The Kingdom of Fools want their King back, and Ros will do whatever it takes to ensure his safety. -
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Even so, he couldn’t help but glare at the jester. “A very.. unusual idea, Royal Jester, some might say insane. I would ask how such a thing would come to mind..” He paused, sighing at the way Owen’s grin widened; he knew what he would say. “If I wasn’t on the same page as you.”
“Excuse me? Do you hear yourselves?” Sneeg exclaimed louder than he himself expected to.
OR ; the king's return and the kingdom's unusual idea
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- Part 2 of the king and his servants
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“So you know who killed Foolish?” Clown’s tone was low, moving his axe in his hand with lazy movements.
The fox sighed. “Yes, I do.”
“Then you can come in.”
OR ; if the whole kingdom found out about the truth
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- Part 1 of the king and his servants