6 Works in The Man with a Hook for a Head (Our Flag Means Death)

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    Izzy groans, hanging his head. “I meant we need someone to cook food for us.”

    Roach stares down at him. “You need someone to cook for you,” he repeats, just to be sure he heard it right.

    Izzy nods, then lifts his head. His tail uncurls and curls around him again, the tail fin quivering. “We can’t really… we’re all too fucking different. I can catch fish, but I can’t get on land to make a fire and cook it. Manny lives on land and has arms and legs, but he can’t fucking see. The Naga can build a fire, but they keep burning everything to a crisp. The centaurs can pluck fruit from higher trees, but panic around fire. And don’t get me fucking started on the faun. He’s a complete dick."

    Oh no, Roach is thrown overboard in a storm! Fortunately, grumpy merman Izzy rescues him. And also kidnaps him to an island where various non-humans live, like Manny, the Man With A Hook For A Head. Roach wonders whether Manny has any hooks elsewhere on his body, and is gonna find out.

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    When Roach gets stranded on a tiny island, an unexpected stranger comes to the rescue.

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    OFMD rarepair week day 2: Piercings

    Roach asks Hook to pierce his ears for him, with his face.

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    Lucius sketches Hook as a gift for Roach, and to try and boost Hook's confidence. This does not go to plan, when Lucius is taken off-guard that the Hook head isn't the only weapon that's part of Hook.

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    Roach introduces his new boyfriend, Hook, to the crew, to mixed reactions.

    Hook Head man feels insecure, but joins the crew.

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    prompt: The crew of the Revenge discovers that the man with a hook for a head is real. Roach discovers that the answer to the question of "How does he kiss?" is "Very enthusiastically when the person he's kissing is Roach." It's up to the author how that actually works, but both Roach and the man with a hook for a head should have a good time.

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    The man follows willingly, shivering. When was the last time anyone showed him any affection, Roach wonders sympathetically. Well, Roach knows he can fix that. He’s not afraid of him, he’s enamored by the beauty of the weapon, of this strange man.

    Roach leans in, slow and patient, giving Hook plenty of time to move away if he wants to. Instead, hook leans closer, hesitant like he expects Roach to change his mind. Still, his surprisingly strong hands grip Roach’s back, not wanting him to leave.

    Roach runs his lips along cold metal, feels the body pressed against his shiver.

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