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    4 months since he left her in that parking lot.

    Today's been especially hard.

    As she sits on the couch, wine bottle in hand, ready to drown her sorrows in it, she opens it and pours some in a glass.

    One sip, then two, then three.

    Her phone buzzes.

    It's 1:30 in the morning.

    Who's texting her now?

    ...

    Tim: Lycy imsprry fir evrting

    Tim: I lpbe yiu sp micj

    Tim: plrase cimr hime

    And she's rushing out of her apartment.

    She wonders why she's here. Why she still cares.

    But then she remembers the house she's standing in front of.

    And suddenly, she doesn't feel so hesitant anymore.

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    It all had started when Tim had realized something very, very important.

    Jason Todd, the fearsome Red Hood, scourge of the underworld, unstable killer and hater of the Bat, was lonely.

    Fortunately for him, Tim knew how to solve this problem.

    Unfortunately, Jason didn't like his solution.

    At least, not yet.

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    Bruce had tried to stop Stray when they first showed up, saying that Gotham was no place for kids to be running on rooftops, completely ignoring his own hypocrisy. Later he tried the same speech on Puzzler and Ace. Obviously, Tim hadn’t listened. Bruce eventually gave up on stopping them but still took measures to make sure they were safe, giving each of the 3 mini-rouges a Bat Panic-Button and checking up on them midway through stopping their heists.

    Essentially, Batman might have been annoying, but the Red Hood was actively making Tim’s life worse.

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    Kon sat on the rooftop of a building eating his dinner. He watched the sun set, watching families play on the beach in the distance. He had to be careful as to not drop ketchup on the new leather jacket that Tim had seen patches on for him as he ate. The day was coming to an end as he munched on his burger.

    He paused when his phone rang, it was Tim. “Hey timbers, what’s up?” He asked “come over. Headache.. mh.. bring takeout.” Tim croaked through the microphone. Kon smirked at the request “And what do I get?” He held back a giggle “A kiss or something. I’ll give you five bucks.” Tim spoke again, his voice tired from lack of sleep. “I’ll take a kiss. Be there in 10, okay?”

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    “Titus could tie a tie better than you,”

    Your jaw dropped in offense about to retort when he stepped closer. Immediately, placing your jaw back where it belongs. His hands found its way on your tie. He did it swiftly, smoothly knotting the tie in the right places, his hands slightly brushing your chest.

    You stared at nothing, trying to stabilise your heart rate. “I’m not letting my employee, who’s currently living under my roof look disheveled, that’s a bad look on my reputation,” he muttered.

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    Tim Drake tries to deal with an identity crisis and an attempt on his life at the same time, leading to the worst solution possible.

    OR

    ` “Bern-” he watched as the other nodded lightly, “do you think i’ve overstayed my welcome, as Robin.” Tim examined his boyfriend’s expression, enjoying the adorable way Bernard's eyebrows furrowed when he was confused.

    “What d’you mean? You haven’t been Robin for a while.”

    For a beat, Tim went silent.

    “Well, Red Robin doesn’t stray far from Robin, does it?“ `

    OR

    How Tim Drake grew out of being Robin and spread his wings as a new bird.

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    I will add more tags as I add more chapters

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    You know how some people can't follow instructions or you know read. Yeah, Danny deals with jerks like that all the time, and no, he's not talking about his time in customer service. Instead, he's talking about the stupid people who decided to summon the Ghost King today. Aka him.
    Though he's still not exactly sure what these people read about him when they summoned him because it sure as heck isn't what he wrote down in his accident book thing that he lovingly calls 'book of decent things to throw at me' to make them think THIS was a good idea.

    Teen and up for swearing and well the whole human sacrifice thing.

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    “Let's get married,” Tim says softly.

    Over Cassie and Bart’s yelling and the metal band that Cassie insists is only good when played loudly, Kon can’t believe his own superhuman ears. He freezes mid-motion with the Coke can halfway to his mouth and the fridge door still open.

    Tim rambles on with no care about Kon’s lack of response. Kon closes the fridge door and sets his drink down to be able to take in the man standing next to him. Tim just looks like himself. He’s dressed in the set of Nightwing PJs that Dick got him for his birthday. His hair is still damp from his shower with a towel slung over his shoulders. But Kon can tell he’s nervous by the way he talks like he is going to lose his words if he doesn't speak fast enough. “I’ve thought it through; it would probably be the best foot forward. Of course, we’re gonna need to do a large ceremony and—“

    “Bro, I can’t believe you are proposing without a ring.”

    or

    Tim and Kon are getting married for the publicity, and they might both be in over their heads.

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    Tim Drake's sexual education was spotty, to say the least. Now he's suffering the consequences. At least he's got his team by his side!

    No mpreg in this fic!

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    Вы знаете это чувство, когда вы просыпаетесь в полном замешательстве, с такой сильной дезориентацией, что вы понятия не имеете, где вы и кто вы, и всё, что вы можете сделать, это моргать и ждать, пока ваш мозг закончит «загрузка обновлений 3 из 207, пожалуйста, не перезагружайте компьютер»?

    Да, Тим очень хорошо знает это чувство.

    AKA

    Тим просыпается с амнезией, не зная, как вежливо сказать всем, что он их не знает, и решает использовать свои детективные навыки, чтобы не спалиться.

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    Tim watches Mary Poppins and decides he wants to fly. Unfortunately, this young bird’s wings are too small to soar.

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    Tim gets a cat, and this changes everything.

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    Tim hallucinating Jason’s Robin while he himself is Robin Batman can’t know about this and he can’t let it jeopardize his job

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    Mithridatism, noun: the practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts

     

    Rather than attack the new Robin at Titan's Tower, Jason Todd becomes Tim Drake's personal cook in order to poison him, subtly but surely. Unfortunately for him, Tim is somehow immune to most poisons and displays no reaction to the very much lethal substances he's getting fed. Jason doesn't know if he should be impressed or horrified.

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    It starts the way it always starts, with pure fucking chaos.

    (for my wife <3 💥🍷)

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    Jason Todd breaks into one of Tim Drake’s safe houses, seeking antibiotics for an infected wound, but instead accidentally takes a powerful stimulant that leaves him unable to sleep for two days. Little shit was going to pay.

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    “Were… were your parents part of any secret organizations that you know of?” This got Tim’s attention. To be completely honest, there was probably a whole list of things he didn’t know about his parents. They were gone the majority of the year while they were still alive, and they weren’t exactly running to tell him about everything they were doing abroad in the short periods that they actually were back in Gotham.

    “What do you mean?” Duke had a confused look on his face and slid over the envelope he was holding. When Tim picked it up, he immediately noticed a familiar symbol stamped onto the front. A symbol that he had never expected to find on a Tuesday afternoon in his parent's attic. A symbol that, up until that moment, he wasn’t sure was actually real.

    The fucking Illuminati triangle was staring back at him.

    Tim slowly lifted his head to look at Duke, a perplexed look on his face.

    “Holy shit.”

    “Holy shit.” Duke agreed.

    (or; Tim joins the Illuminati just to prove that it's real)

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    NGL Prompt:

    Can you do one where Lucy comes back from Sacramento looking even more beautiful making Tim’s heart flutter and he’s always nervous around her and trying to avoid her cause he’s nervous to speak to her so she goes up to him and asks him what’s wrong and he spills his feelings out

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    Upon the apocalypse that befalls them, Tim and Damian bond over their shared interest in finding and reuniting with their brothers and quickly become friends, working together for this objective until an incident abruptly makes them have a change of plans. Meanwhile, Jason saves Dick while searching for Damian and the two form an unlikely and reluctant alliance to find each other's brothers, all whilst constantly bickering and butting heads (Jason is so over Dick).

     

    or; zombie apocalypse au where dami and tim are protective found brothers while jay and dick would rather die than admit they care about each other.

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    Batman needed a Robin, and despite what Nightwing had implied, Tim was nowhere near cool enough to be Robin.

    So what would make Batman get his own sidekick? If his enemies had one!

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