1 - 20 of 445 Works in Daily Prophet (Harry Potter)
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
Remus, Sirius, James, and Lily have all been unlucky in love in the years since leaving Hogwarts. As their worlds all collide again, they’re forced to confront past feelings, insecurities, and missed opportunities. Perhaps the timing is finally right to find love where it's always been: right in front of them.
-
Tags
Summary
After years of a strained and ultimately unhappy marriage, Ginny files ways with Harry, realizing that love alone isn't enough to sustain a relationship built on post-war trauma and unspoken expectations, finding comfort with Dean Thomas. Harry is angry, but realises eventually that this was for the best, eventually falling for someone he never expected...
-
Tags
Summary
It was the Tuesday's in their life that had always been the most memorable, for better or for worse.
-
Tags
Summary
I must not tell lies. I must not tell lies. I must not tell lies–
Carved on a hand with blood, Harry accidentally and unknowingly creates a binding magical contract– one that prevents him from telling a lie.
Can Harry use this curse to his advantage? Or will it reveal everything he holds secret? Will the world believe him about Voldemort’s return, or will they brush off his warnings as the ravings of an attention seeking liar? And why is Snape butting his nose into Harry’s memories?
-
Tags
Summary
“But that's impossible! I can't be pregnant!” Draco hisses almost hysterically. “I have a chastity charm on me! I am to be pure until marriage! I can't be pregnant!”
The thing is, as much as Draco was born to a family of pureblood, there's a lot about magic that he's not aware of.
One of them is the ancient bonding that Lady Magic bestowed to the two of the oldest magical families in history; the Blacks and the Peverells.
-
The Secret Life of Hermione Granger by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
“I’m leaving,” Hermione responded, turning on her heels and walking back the way her son had come from as she clutched him close to her chest.
The boy watched them over his mother’s shoulder, and Harry’s stomach dropped.
He had seen this blonde-haired, grey-eyed child before. One week earlier, in a picture sitting on Draco Malfoy’s desk. The same Draco Malfoy who had spent the time since the war ended living in France. And Malfoy never named his wife.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Hermione Granger married Draco fucking Malfoy and had a kid with him.
-
Tags
Summary
As the body of a missing former classmate has been discovered, The Department of Magical Law Enforcement made the executive decision of enlisting the top three Aurors to solve and bring justice to a wicked act of violence. Whilst this seems easy on paper to crack the case things aren't all that it seems for the two-thirds of the famous 'Golden Trio' and the infamous ex-Death Eater
Series
-
Tags
Summary
A magical artifact accident at the Department of Mysteries accidentally binds Hermione and Marcus in a marriage contract. The Ministry says it can be undone in 30 days… if they don't kill each other first.
Please do not copy, repost, or translate this work.
-
Tags
Summary
Five frustrating years after the battle of Hogwarts, the Malfoys—freedom and wealth intact but socially bereft—look to recapture their standing. A suggestion from an unlikely source promises opportunity, risk, and an excessive number of balls.
-
Quoted, Misquoted, and Still Not Official™: The Granger – Malfoy Exposé (Allegedly) by EnemiesOfTheHeirBewareTheTags
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
An exposé no one asked for — and everyone read.
The following headlines tell the tale that may or may not have happened, according to Rita Skeeter’s utterly unverified sources:WITCH WEEKLY
Golden Girl’s Gilded Cage: She Can’t Have It AllWARLOCK
Business Mogul with an Edge: Masculine Identity in a Post-War WorldTHE HOWLER
It’s Giving Forbidden: Experts Dissect the Body Language of That Infamous Cafeteria Encounter™MINISTRY MATTERS
No Internal Affair Is Ever Just Internal: HR Launches Discreet ProbeTHE QUIBBLER
Pregnant by Proxy: Granger Carrying a Reincarnated Basilisk Soul, Claims Anonymous SourcePURE PROFIT
Love, Loss & Liquidity: Malfoy Holdings Weathers a Public Relations StormTHE DARK MARK DIGEST
Blood Polluting in the New Era: Ministry inclusive politics to blame!TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS RELEASED
Granger vs. Skeeter: A Defamation Duel for the AgesTHE DAILY PROPHET SUNDAY EDITION
Exposé Explosion: Rita Skeeter’s Scandalous Bestseller Flies Off ShelvesAZKABAN INSIDER
Exclusive Interview: Lucius Malfoy on son’s controversial mixed-blood relationship- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2
- Chapters:
- 1/10
- Hits:
- 1
-
Tags
Summary
After the war, the Ministry decides morale is in desperate need of a boost. Enter: Wizarding Match-Up — a Prophet-run matchmaking service that pairs witches and wizards using “scientifically-based” questionnaires and a touch of magical interference. The catch? You won’t know your match until your first date.
Hermione Granger never planned to participate. Draco Malfoy certainly never meant to but black mail will do that to a guy. Pansy Parkinson was into it. And Theo Nott? He’s just here for the chaos.
Now throw in a boudoir photoshoot, competitive Quidditch drills, a stargazing picnic, and more broom closet escapades than Madam Pomfrey wants to hear about.
Enemies are falling. Sparks are flying. And the Prophet is taking notes.
Let the blind dates begin. -
Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
Or,
The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
Series
- Part 1 of crack fics
-
Up Until You Lost It All by Anonymous for The_sapphire_potterhead
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Voldemort fell at Harry Potter's hand. Now Harry will make sure all Death Eaters meet same fate.
It's not a revenge, he then tells the press, only unbiased strike against the criminals. Harry Potter Does Not date criminals (the history said otherwise).
-
Tags
Summary
France ~ the 1990s
It’s high time for these wix, all attend a prestigious magical university in France, making friends, learning from professors, making (mostly minor) mistakes, and reading about their stupid British neighbors, every time any of them opened a copy of the Daily Prophet they shook their head, just how daft could it get. Most importantly, all are wondering what the hell the French dueling team thinks they’re doing, they haven’t won the annual international championship since Madame Delacour headed the team ten years ago…
Enjoy a few years of banter before the infamous Boy Who Lived gets to his angsty teenage years, truly far from a pleasant time, because these wix, witches, and wizards are out to live. Even if that means accidentally riding a beefed up magical muggle car down the Spanish steps, thank Joan the Great for magic am I right?(I don't agree with JK R's views, but HP was such a formative story for me i I just started using the world as a basis for my own writing, imagination is creation with effort, nothing worth it is easy)
Series
- Part 1 of Vignettes of an Ex-Witch
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum were the Wizarding World's it couple until suddenly a shocking betrayal splits them up and leaves Hermione searching for a place to live. Before she can truly spiral about having to find a new flat while dealing with Rita Skeeter and her never-ending Daily Prophet headlines, Theo Nott, fellow Unspeakable, offers her a room in the most perfect "sun-soaked and beige-y" London townhome. The catch - he shares it with Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy.
What's the Golden Girl to do now that her love life is in shambles and her new roommates are a bunch of snakes - become a New Witch, of course ;)
-
Tags
Summary
Deal or No Deal DFW June prompt case #21!
This one is truly, honestly, my shortest drabble! I hope you all enjoy!
-
Tags
Summary
Eight years after the war, Hermione Granger has rebuilt her life. She has carved out a career, raised her six-month-old daughter, Rose, and endured the grief of losing Ron Weasley, who was murdered by rogue Death Eaters before ever meeting his child.
When the Muggle-Born Protection Act is proposed—an insidious law that would strip Muggle-borns of their autonomy by assigning them a pureblood guardian—Hermione’s name becomes the centerpiece of a political debate she never agreed to be a part of.
The last person she expects to offer a solution is Narcissa Malfoy.
Poised and deliberate, Narcissa proposes a bargain: if Hermione agrees to marry Draco Malfoy, she will be exempt from the law, her status as a pureblood’s wife making her untouchable in the eyes of the Ministry. In return, the Malfoy family—still tainted by its past loyalties—will gain the one thing it cannot buy: social redemption.
Hermione and Draco must navigate a world where alliances are never simple, and where trust is as fragile as the paper their marriage contract is written on.But some things cannot be kept on paper.
And gold is not always the most valuable thing in a bargain. -
I'm better than him by Joshua_the_Terminian for JedaKnight27
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Dean confesses to Ginny during their affair
-
Tags
Summary
A Rita Skeeter original article in which Draco Malfoy is depicted as emotionally constipated, Theodore Nott allegedly seduced half of Corsica, and Luna Lovegood wore a tiara full of reanimated trollwigs to Narcissa Malfoy's infamous NYE gala.
Rita Skeeter thinks she has it all figured out.
She doesn't.
(But the part about the ethically sourced emerald silk sheets is surprisingly accurate.)
-
Tags
Summary
Rita Skeeter's serving up a piping hot plate of gossip!
But revenge? Now that's a dish best served cold. And no one is colder than Dolores Umbridge.
⭐️ Winner of the Exclusive Interview: They Sound Exactly Like Themselves Award for best characterization!