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    Sprout has an unrealistic fantasy.

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    Tom Riddle had a list, one he had spent years perfecting. Every time he heard something sex-related from his dorm- or housemates, from the boys at the orphanage or when someone tried to lure him into their bed with seductive promises, he wrote it down. 
    There had always been one problem when wanting to try these things:
    No one was ever good enough. Everyone was inferior to Lord Voldemort’s greatness, to let them touch him would be defiling.
    So now that he was twenty-two, after years of trying to find someone worthy, Tom turned to magic.

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    Tom has a list of 31 sexual things he wants to try
    (for my Kinktober 2025, see list in notes)

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    An immortal serial killer and her husband find themselves facing off against a Doomsday Cult. Blood pours, bones break, things get weirder and they start realizing they can't shoot and stab their way out.

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    A collection of yandere genshin impact men.

     

    Cross posted on Tumblr
    DO NOT COPY MY WORK

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    This is my submission for the Dramione Vs. The Dead Fest.

    Initially, I claimed a prompt for a Victorian AU with the prompt of "Hermione is hired to be the governess at a creepy old mansion by a pureblood recluse named Draco. She can't help but be drawn to him and his sweet child, Scorpius, but there's something wrong about that house."

    I thought that I would write something short form, but the ghost of the Manor possessed me and drove me mad with longing, and I ended up pouring more into this fic than I thought I would. There's not much of a summary I have; the prompt itself pretty much is telling.

    Very heavily influenced by Haunting of Bly Manor, with a touch of something from Haunting of Hill House. Please mind the tags before proceeding. I've never written a dead dove fic before, so I'm entirely sure if this belongs, but I tagged it as such anyway to be safe. There is suicide written in this story, but that is my biggest trigger warning for you all.

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    After Jyushimatsu switches bodies with a dog, Ichimatsu tries to find and capture said dog... But after getting fucked by a dog in his brother's body, Ichimatsu comes back with not only a dog, but also a bunch of new, confusing feelings.

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    Written in his own blood, the rune Berkana. Growth, rebirth, new beginnings — the hope of leaving this behind. But how can Marcus hope in this dark cell with the itching mark of a deceased Dark Lord on his arm? Everything in Azkaban seems so far away from anything good that the thought of his trial ending with a sure life sentence might as well be his signed and sealed death. In one, last desperate attempt Marcus sends a letter to a person he hasn't talked to in over ten years: wizarding society's own darling.

    Or: at what point does someone become undeserving of redemption?

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    Kinktober Day 11 - Fuck or Die

    CW: Noncon

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    Snippets of the Folie A Duex Universe to the tune of Kinktober prompts!

    Please check individual chapter notes for warnings and prompts used. I picked off of two lists and just went with what the boys wanted to do.

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    - brother / brother insect
    - side fuck
    - dry humping
    - dick rubbing on ass
    - nipple play
    - dick rubbing on pussy
    - thigh fucking
    - clit fucking
    - sex tape

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    - brother / brother insect
    - side fuck
    - dry humping
    - dick rubbing on ass
    - nipple play
    - dick rubbing on pussy
    - thigh fucking
    - clit fucking
    - sex tape

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    preparing this to be a box FULL of projection, trauma, fucked up shit, don't touch this its a trap

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    When Nice first asked Lin Ling out, it was with a large bouquet of red roses. He got down on one knee, looked up at him with those piercing blue eyes, and asked in the sweetest, most nervous voice Lin Ling had ever heard from him if Lin Ling would be his. His cheeks had been a rosy red that stole the breath from Lin Ling's lungs. Of course he'd said yes. Nice was there for him when Moon died, even though he surely had to be grieving the loss of his late girlfriend himself. Nice was always kind, always there for him- he was perfect.


    Dark red blood dripped down Nice's face, disgusting and dirty and contaminated-

    But it's okay.

    Nice can be strong.

    Because it's all for him.

    NICEST WEEK 2025: OCT 17
    PROMPT:
    Red

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    It takes one faithful, unfortunate event to get the wheels of fate to spin out of of control and for one's life to go crasging down- and it Sammie's case, that event came in the form of Remmick, a notorious underworld crime lord, taking notice of her and doing everything in his power to make her his.

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    Remmick is a possessive and obsessed freak who does everything in a girl's worst nightmare to make Sammie his pretty lil wife👍

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    Everyone knows that when it comes to butchering meat, you have to be extremely precise to have the best cuts there is possible and that’s why Doppio is the best when it comes to precision, after all…being a butcher is easy when you have the proper sows to handle too…

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    💔爱赌的爸,消失的妈,抑郁的弟弟,万恶的老板和破碎的他💔

    蜜桃直播间知名网黄大V林靖尧,冷脸大屌S,以心黑手狠著称。抽烂拳坏玩坏无数小美人的嫩逼屁眼,直播敛财疯狂压榨粉丝上供吐金。可下了直播却要跪在直播间的阳痿老板面前抠批玩穴发骚,主动给硬不起来的主人当尿壶泄欲。

    肥屄被当鸡巴套子一样肏到合不拢流水,回家还要被患病发疯的病娇弟弟骑乘榨精。

    为了钱他心甘情愿给老板做当狗做奴做替身,他总是安慰自己忍忍就过去了,即使和榜一纠缠,现生被开盒,裸照满天飞,他依旧相信日子总会变好的。

    他的隐忍只期盼能让弟弟性瘾痊愈,可他却亲眼看见了弟弟爬上金主的床,在他主人胯下像母狗一样求欢......

    ♥1X0.5X0♥

     

    【裴沂】年上刻薄攻,包养替身金主。纯1,S+dom,间歇阳痿,掌控欲强
    【邹穆】林同母异父弟弟,偏执厌世有性瘾。常年坐轮椅+偶尔纸尿裤。双性0M,自毁倾向会自残,病态拜屌痴女受
    【林靖尧】坚韧善良乐观超直球老实人,双性0.5,Vanilla变Switch

    避雷:①高强度管教字母关系②三角形粗箭头,林靖尧的一夫一妻制。兄弟俩会一起磨批和双奴伺候主人,主人也会和鲸鱼一起使用弟弟③主人和弟弟雄竞争宠④均不洁但纯爱,有出现各种路人⑤弟弟会管鲸鱼叫妈妈,俩宝都管攻叫Daddy⑥非任何控党,非爽文,但是块混邪小甜饼。没有任何雷点,能接受超狗血剧情可看。

    矜贵毒舌白天鹅❤️坚韧直球大鲸鱼❤️怯懦病娇小仓鼠

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    i do any. request. except for child x adult

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    They had children locked in a jail cell. Two girls who couldn’t be more than five. Suguru couldn’t stand it. Not after everything in the past year. The favoritism. The isolation. Yu. Kuroi. Riko. It ate at his insides like cancer. On the edge of a knife, he knew what he had to do. Knew what needed to happen.

    He swallowed his anger and called Satoru.

    What would have happened if Suguru Geto had not become the most powerful curse user to walk the earth? Who would have been saved? How would things have changed if he'd simply asked for help? Can one person's actions mean a world of difference?

    A canon divergence exploration on if Geto had stayed with Jujutsu High and adopted the Hasaba twins.

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    Sebastian Vael's villain origin story!

    The third prince of Starkhaven has had less than the ideal life one would expect a royal to have. He's managed to survive and fight back against the daily assaults, abuses, and neglect of his parents to forge close relationships with his brothers and pursue his rebellion in secret. Everything comes to a head when Sebastian finds himself exiled from his homeland at the age of fifteen and sold into the service of the Chantry at the Grand Cathedral in Val Royeaux under the pretense that he will join the Brotherhood when he comes of age whether he likes it or not.

    As he rails against his fate looming years in the distance, Sebastian finds more freedom than he'd ever expect and more trouble than he's truly ready for when his path crosses with a seedy double life in the slums of Orlais that's just too good to pass up.

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