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“That’s enough of that, you two! I need Isak, now!” he says, dragging a stumbling, tripping Isak inside the theater toward a dressing room. “I need you!” Eskild states, pulling off Isak’s puffer. “This is your moment.” He continues, pulling the hoodie up and over a stunned, confused Isak, taking with it, his beanie, scarf and t-shirt, leaving him sputtering and half naked.
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Isak hates this job. He hates small talk, coffee breaks and colleagues who scream with laughter whenever the obnoxious graphic designer makes a joke.
At the end of a particularly grim December day, the elevator gets stuck. To make matters worse, Isak's only company is his arch enemy.
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Mikael gets abducted by a certain tall and handsome vampire. The other vampire sharing his nest is not happy about that. He isn't happy about many things. It appears that even eternal life doesn't guarantee you will get a happily ever after.
Until you will.
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This will update randomly and in random length chapters, I just felt like posting something and had this thing laying around. No idea how long this will be, when I run out of story I'll wrap it up.
There is dubcon because Mik really has no options.
Evak endgame and Mik will be happy in the end too. This is dark, but not angsty. More pissed off than heartbroken. I hope you enjoy this!
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Here we go! The chickens and sauna are back!
This picks up directly from where Signal ended. Even has returned to Isak's cabin up in the north, kind of hoping things could be the way they were.
Can they ever, really?
Evak endgame. It might get complicated first, though.
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- Part 2 of Chickens and sauna
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The squad's annual trip told through the eyes of William Magnusson.
This is a bonus chapter to the Even season I wrote (Part 1 of this series). You do not need to read that before. This bonus chapter will make sense on it's own, but reading Part 1 and Part 2 of this series will help you understand some jokes, situations and friendship dynamics.
I have deleted my twitter so Part 1 of this series no longer exists on twitter or AO3, if you want to read it, here is the link to the pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vj43DyEg3H85udfKEQ-G8UbkpF66f4LF/view?usp=share_link
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Everything is starting to make Isak feel overwhelmed. It's all becoming too much and he doesn't know how to handle anything anymore and he just wants to hide but he can't. He doesn't feel safe anywhere, not even at home.
But then Even comes along. Even who makes him feel safe by a simple touch and treats him like he's something precious and suddenly breathing is easier. It's all so fast and intense and Isak should probably be scared but he isn't, he just wants to stay in Even's arms. Even who doesn't seem to be planning on letting go.
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Even knew he was radiant, and he was used to people always wanting to be around him, enchanted by his captivating words and glowing smiles, as if he was the tantalising sun.
But then one day, he comes across someone who shines much brighter than the sun itself in Even’s eyes.
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It has been three months since he’s back in Oslo, back from America after five long years, after a dreadful episode that left him feeling shattered.
Back here in Oslo, Even has everything he needs.
But this boy—Isak Valtersen— sparks in him an entirely new feeling of want, and no matter how hard Even tries to ignore his temptation towards him, he just can’t seem to resist.
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“You asked for one sesame bagel with cream cheese,” Isak mumbles, flinging the parchment paper covered breakfast onto the wobbly cafeteria table, “I bring you two.”
“Not that I’m complaining,” Sana says, “but why’d you get me double?”
“Bartender said there were only two left, that he could give me a deal,” Isak mumbles into the palm of his hand. He doesn’t even fully see the look that Sana gives him in response, wide eyed and a little concerned.
“Bartender?” she repeats.Series
- Part 5 of SKAM Fic Challenge August 2020
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The Boy Who Couldn't Draw to Save His Life by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
Fandoms: SKAM (Norway)
15 Jun 2020
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“We have legs,” says Isak. “Can’t we use our legs?” And no, he is decidedly not whining.
“No, no, we use our legs tomorrow. We’ve gotta use the car now.”
Isak sighs--as everyone would have guessed--dramatically.
“I don’t understand, you could barely sleep a wink last night bugging me about this,” Even says. He cocks his head to the side, a wisp of his half-gelled bangs falling over his brow, as he goads his boyfriend into looking at him.
“I was a younger man then. So naive, so foolish--”
A snort rips from Even’s chest. “Isak. You just--put your hand on the steering wheel, and your foot on the brake. And then shift the gear.”
“Oh, I long for simpler times,” Isak goes on warbling, ignoring him entirely.
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Or: That scene from Isak's birthday video where Even tries and fails to teach him how to drive. Dramatic sighs are heaved, muffled screams are had, and Isak seriously doesn't know how to draw a proper heart on the car window. -
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Isak feels a bit emotional.
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Working as a hospital porter was not how Even Bech Næsheim saw his life ending up. But here he was; mopping up sick after a stupid mistake. However, the hot doctor with the nice smell? That just about makes up for it.
Too bad Dr Valtersen seems like a bit of an asshole with a hell of a chip on his shoulder.
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Isak pictured someone rugged, broad, probably with a beard and probably wearing flannel.
What he glimpsed instead, peering over Jonas’s shoulder as the door to the back room swung open, was a swoop of blond hair, soulful blue eyes, and smooth skin, all attached to probably the most ethereally beautiful boy he’d ever seen. It was all Isak could do to keep himself from gaping as this boy – well, man – strode confidently to stand in front of their little half-circle and greeted them with an easy grin.“Halla! My name’s Even, and I’ll be your guide this week.”
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Isak is looking forward to a trip into the Norwegian wilderness with his friends before they all start their post-Nissen lives, hoping to get in some relaxation and bonding time with them. Cue Even, their hot wilderness guide, who instantly turns Isak into a flustered, blushing mess. -
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Isak and his family spend every summer at their villa in Italy.
His mother Marianne had the garden which she held dear in her heart, and his father Terje had his studies. His sister Lea had her friends and her romance novels.
Isak? he didn’t really know what he had, or if he’d ever get anything at all out of his life, or the many summers he'd spent wallowing in self-pity, and so far this summer was turning out to be another one of the same. He was lost, searching for something to love, something to hate, anything to make him feel like he's worth something.
In the summer of 1983, Isak is freshly 18, emptying out his room as his father’s newest student apprentice has agreed to stay with them for the summer to aid in his father’s studies, and Isak needs to move into the adjacent room before his arrival.
In the summer of 1983, Isak figures out what he loved, and what he hated.
In the summer of 1983, Isak met Even.
(a "call me by your name" inspired au!)
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As if combining university and working at the bar wasn't complicated enough, Isak got the job at the same time as another boy, who turns out to be the most fucking annoying person he ever met.
Even is an absolute pain in the ass because 1. He’s way much better at this job than Isak is, which kind of stresses him because he doesn’t want to lose his job, 2. Even’s personality always lights up the room the very second he enters it, and every girl try to hit on him, giving him extra tip and their phone numbers (Isak doesn’t really care about the phone numbers —or the girls at all, if he’s being honest— but he would definitely need the extra money Even gets), and 3. Even has the most annoying smile ever. Every time he looks in Isak’s direction, he beams at him and gives him the most blinding smile Isak has ever seen, and fuck, he hates that guy so much because Even is everything Isak dreamt of and his heart skips a beat every goddamn time.
Every Friday night, when the bar closes, the team has a tradition where they play a little drinking game before leaving, so they can bond together. When Eskild decides they're playing Straight Face, Isak realizes he can't keep his face straight at all.
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Isak thinks that's the whole problem here, because Jonas is like the crown gold standard of best friends. It's like, if they were video game characters, Jonas would be the hero tearing through zombies left and right, fighting against all odds to rescue Isak. And ja, Isak would undoubtedly do the same for him, but the difference is Isak's that infuriating scientist character who somehow fucked up an experiment and started the whole apocalypse in the first place.
He doesn't even consider himself on the same plane as Jonas. He almost wishes Jonas felt the same way, because sometimes when he puts too much faith in Isak's ability to not let him down, that's when Isak does screw up and it's a double whammy.***OR Isak and Jonas get into a heated fight at school, and everyone is building their own rumours about what the fight was about. Isak is in a miserable state of denial, seeking advice where he can but refusing to accept some harsh truths. He spends the day reflecting on his friendship with Jonas, leading to a pivotal moment at a house party where the true measure of their bond is tested.
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Эвен работает личным ассистентом Исака и пишет блог.
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10 Things I Hate About You!AU. Eva enrolls at Hartvig Nissens VGS in Oslo and falls headfirst for the popular and pretty Vilde Lien. Vilde, however, is not allowed to date until Isak—her sarcastic, misantropic introvert of a step brother—does.
Together with her new group of friends, Eva comes up with a plan to set Isak up with the school's rumor-ridden bad boy Even Bech Næsheim so she can take her crush out.
Featuring stargazing, parties, and endless pining.
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Something completely different for a change. Different to my other work, that is.
Even, one of the most active people on murdersweb.no, has been working on the Valtersen case for years. Now he has finally made a breakthrough. He's found Valtersen's hideout. He packed up his camera gear and headed out to get an interview that no TV channel would refuse. His road to the industry has finally been paved.
He had not expected to find himself stuck in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with no phone signal, at the mercy of his target.
He also had not expected to find himself fall for him.
The graphic content is a detailed description of a dead woodland animal and its wounds. The Blood and Gore tag refers to that as well.
Evak endgame guaranteed.
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- Part 1 of Chickens and sauna
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“Hella, need anything?” The guy said, hooking his horse into the cross ties.
“Sorry, never seen you around. Isak.” He said, holding out his hand.
“Even,” The guy said, shaking Isaks hand.
“I’m new here, as you can see. This is my horse, Rose. She’s a hunter jumper, and.. yeah..” Even said, looking directly at Isak’s eyes.
“Oh.. uh.. yes.. my horse is Dutch. He does mostly everything,” he laughed, rubbing Dutchs muzzle.
Or: The equestrian Isak and Even AU no one asked for.
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A Thin Line Between Hate and… Other Stuff by TheFilthWithin (Flatfootmonster)
Fandoms: SKAM (Norway)
12 Feb 2019
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Isak is studying while working at a coffee shop. His life is Ok... ish. Filled with lies, mocchiato's, and hook ups, fate storms in and lends a hand in the shape of Mr Spielberg, AKA film director Even.