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• [podvid] Ernie Bangs Bert's Big Bass Drum by xk_s_reads (xiaokuer_schmetterling)

  Fandoms: Sesame Street (US TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street)
  • Bert (Sesame Street)
  • Ernie (Sesame Street)
  • Podfic & Podficced Works
  • Podfic
  • Podfic and Text in the Same Work
  • Audio Content
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • Audio Format: Streaming
  • Download Available
  • Multivoice and Collaborative Podfic
  • Embedded Audio
  • Embedded Images
  • Podfic Cover Welcome
  • podvid
  • Experimental Style
  • experimental audiovisual fanwork
  • Made with Canva
  • Voiceteam 2025
  • THE EXACT RIGHT NUMBER OF COOKS
  • My First Work in This Fandom
  • My First Fanfic
  • (kinda)
  • My First Fanmix
  • (well. kinda)
  • Sesame Street References
  • nsfw sesame street
  • Puppets
  • puppet love story
  • puppet porn
  • i am amazed that's not already an official tag
  • these bitches gay
  • Porn with Feelings
  • punny
  • Remix
  • crackfic
  • gratuitous use of gifs
  • improper use of cowboy hat
  • Attempt at Humor
  • ~smacks dat drum~ this bad boy can fit SO MANY bad sex puns in it
  • ngl i love bad puns the mostest
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Sexual Humor
  • Bad Humor
  • here's the deal with bedtime stories y'all:
  • i have autism and adhd
  • so sometimes i get distracted from the story or mess up the words
  • freetalk
  • sometimes more chatty than others lol
  • listeners will hear the same ambient noises i did when recording
  • (it's like we're hanging out in the same room :P ok?)
  • i tried really hard to balance the sound so that the vocal track is significantly louder than the backing piano track or the sound effects
  • so anyhow there was an effort made towards accommodation of hearing and sensory issues
  • post-processed for accessibility
  • the podvid itself is almost exactly 2:30
  • the accompanying audio file of me narrating thru the process of making the script and audio etc is...longer than that hahahahah
  • Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes

  Summary

  an experimental audiovisual fanwork created to meet the VT25 round 2 challenge: THE EXACT RIGHT NUMBER OF COOKS

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  partially inspired by/remix of: Ridin' Bareback by sanguinity -- tyvm to author for having a specific fanworks permission statement and replying so quickly when i asked in the comments for permission to remix the fic for my script!

  Series

  • Part 2 of xk_s_reads--voiceteam 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  607

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  270