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• The Marauders get phones (and the chaos that ensues) by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Regulus Black/Remus Lupin
  • James Potter/Lily Evans
  • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
  • Pandora Rosier/Xenophilius Lovegood
  • Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier
  • Alice Fortescue/Frank Longbottom
  • Regulus Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans
  • Marlene McKinnon
  • Dorcas Meadowes
  • Pandora Rosier
  • Xenophilius Lovegood
  • Barty Crouch Jr
  • Evan Rosier
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Frank Longbottom
  • Alice Fortescue
  • evan and pandora are twins
  • i refuse judgement on that front
  • pandora rosier is fucking insane
  • Evan Rosier is a Little Shit
  • Cell Phones
  • barty crouch jr is also a little shit
  • sirius black is lonely as shit and he loves it
  • remus lupin is so done with their bullshit
  • the slytherin skittles get a groupchat with the marauders and the valkyries
  • (and chaos ensues)
  • regulus black is a really creepy little shit
  • james potter is the sun in everyone's life
  • Moldy Voldy does not exist
  • the blacks are french and speak really cool
  • flirting because why the fuck not
  • Sexual innuendos
  • they all love each other
  • but they also hate each other?
  • suicide jokes because marlene mckinnon doesnt know how to deal with trauma
  • dorcas meadowes is whipped
  • xenophilius is also fucking insane
  • its a texting au so yeah
  • They all need a hug
  • my babies fr
  • lily evans deserves her own tag
  • gender fluid sirius black
  • Trans Reggie
  • ftm reggie
  • Asexual Peter Pettigrew
  • Non-Binary Pandora Rosier
  • Pandora Lovegood is a Rosier
  • shitty spelling because its a texting au
  • abbreviations will be explained in the notes
  • kinda a self indulgent fic
  • Mentions of alcohol
  • Swearing
  • complaining about school
  • magic still exists yes
  • walburga black is a douche canoe
  • orion black is still a douche but a bit nicer than walburga
  • Sirius Black lives with the Potters
  • alice and frank are endgame
  • lots and i mean LOTS of cussing

  Summary

  Literally a groupchat with the Marauders, the Slytherin Skittles, Xenophilius Lovegood and the Valkyries.
  A.K.A
  The Marauders - Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter and Peter Pettigrew
  The Slytherin Skittles - Pandora Rosier, Evan Rosier, Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr and Evan Rosier
  The Valkyries - Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald and Alice Fortescue
  Extras: Xenophilius Lovegood and Frank Longbottom

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  209

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  211