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• The Wedding by MythicalWritings

  Fandoms: Star Trek: Discovery  

  • Mature
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  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2025

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  • Christopher Pike x OC
  • Michael Burnham
  • Sylvia Tilly
  • Spock (Star Trek)
  • Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek)
  • Christopher Pike
  • This is being posted because I find it funny
  • it's based on real life conversations
  • the confusing bits are probably from that
  • the best parts are spocks best man speech
  • anything with Pearly in it
  • literally Pearly is the best part of this whole thing
  • this was written before SNW came out so nothing SNW is referenced
  • I've added comments to the chapters to say which can be skipped for the Discovery goodness
  • I've also added notes for when it gets a little spicy but its SFW all the way through
  • please love Pearl
  • she will take it very personally if you don't ROFL

  Summary

  Christopher Pike and Dranzer Lehnsherr are getting married today. They've picked a chicken as their pastor, but the chicken has ideas of her own. Dranzer's other partners might have something to say too, though only one is against the wedding.
  Oh and Spock has a brilliant best man speech!

  PS: Pearly demands that you leave this loving her. If you dont, please dont tell her or she might- No, she will take it personally!

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

  11/11

  Comments:

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