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  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

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  15 Jun 2025

  Tags

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  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Metatron (Good Omens)
  • Jesus (Good Omens)
  • Shax (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale's gramophone
  • Gabriel (Good Omens)
  • Furfur (Good Omens)
  • Dagon (Good Omens)
  • Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Maggie (Good Omens)
  • Michael (Good Omens)
  • Uriel (Good Omens)
  • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
  • Saraqael (Good Omens)
  • Nazi zombies - Character
  • God (Good Omens)
  • Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 2
  • Angst
  • Comedy
  • unhinged season 3 prediction
  • tying up loose ends
  • I read an unhealthy amount of meta and all I got was this lousy fic
  • The Second Coming (Good Omens)
  • Crowley's Fall (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Was an Archangel Before Falling (Good Omens)
  • Book of Life (Good Omens)
  • time loops and shenanigans
  • excessive quoting of the Bible
  • excessive quoting of Sound of Music
  • when I say excessive I mean EXCESSIVE
  • 1650 apology dance
  • Post-Scene: Church in London 1941 (Good Omens)
  • Crusades
  • Zombies
  • Jesus - Freeform
  • Come back when you can make a whale
  • God's a dick but what else is new
  • it's easier to tag what's not in it: Shakespeare and restraint
  • author considers this a happy ending fix-it
  • and guarantees happiness all across the board
  • but if you're adamant about fairytale endings this might not be for you
  • Händel's Messiah has way too big a role in this
  • the author regrets it but will not apologise for it
  • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
  • chronology is merely a suggestion
  • how many footnotes do you want? yes
  • Crowley Needs Therapy (Good Omens)
  • but will have to make do without
  • there are other fics for that
  • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • POV Alternating
  • nevermind what I said before there is Shakespeare now
  • pretty sure restraint is a lost cause though
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Canon Compliant
  • mostly - Freeform
  • i think
  • but it's hard to know when not even canon is canon compliant
  • All the Flashbacks
  • All The POVs

  Summary

  So, Gabriel's out of the picture. No matter. The Metatron can fix this. He'll just have to get creative, is all.

  Some time later—never mind how much—Aziraphale is frolicking in Heaven, Crowley is suddenly Shax's new bestie, and neither of them is particularly well-equipped to stop the Second Coming. But someone has to, and if not them, who else? Jesus? Where is he, anyway?

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  English

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