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Sheldon joins a Pen Pals program in an attempt to make a friend
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Slightly Askew by 305unreal for pinwheelwhirl, fia055, netscape_now, WeaverofWords, randomplotbunny, scaryfangirl2001, ysv
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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"Alright, everyone! That’s 25 questions, so we are taking a well-deserved break. The scores are incredibly close, with Team Enterprise slightly ahead!"
The contestants, their competitive spirits momentarily subdued, release a collective sigh of relief. While Penny gathers and sets aside the practice materials, Leonard places a quick kiss on the corner of Sheldon's mouth as he stands.AKA
The gang moves the time machine to Raj's apartment, and Penny hosts the rehearsal for the upcoming Physics BowlSeries
- Part 24 of Copasetic-verse
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Oswald is a criminal, but he's also a college student. His best friend is Jim, but when he meets Ed, their relationship changes
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- Part 13 of Spooktober 2024
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“We could go for lobster,” Leslie subtly winks, “It’s said to be an aphrodisiac.”
Amy flushes but smiles mischievously. Leonard smirks as well and nudges Sheldon.
“What do you say to ordering crabs? That sounds adventurous.”
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It's time for that quadruple date!Series
- Part 23 of Copasetic-verse
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Driving in Circles by 305unreal for apkab, marveys (vxya), BadBoys867, Shyliee, fia055, Miamirz, skinnynorris, Levi_Rivaille933012, ScarletOsprey
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14 May 2024
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Mike's hands soon card through Harvey's soft hair; he grabs a fistful and hesitantly tugs. He's slowly been working up the courage to be rough in the bedroom - or wherever they wind up having sex - but he prides himself on earning the approving moan.
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Q: How will he keep his hands to himself?
A: Wait until their backs are turned.Series
- Part 2 of Panda Bear and Pretzel Man
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Rewrite of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon and Leonard are husbands, Raj and Howard are boyfriends, and Penny is the oblivious newcomer
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Phoenteryork B. Greenwolf School (Go Princes!) by 305unreal, scaryfangirl2001
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Castiel Novak is a Cleaner. One of the agency's best. He and his Handler, Dean Winchester, have a high success rate in a world where the worst criminals aren't imprisoned for their crimes, but instead are captured by licensed serial killers who dispose of them, doing what they do best while getting paid for it.
Cas doesn't form attachments, doesn't leave himself open for a risk like that, but Dean wormed his way into Cas' life and into his house. Does Dean realize what falling in love with a serial killer really means?
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Post-S9. Cas has finally lost the remains of his stolen Grace, but unlike the show seems to hint at, he didn't die but Fell like Anna, losing his memory with it. When we (and demon!Dean) first see him, he's a drunk. After a violent outburst at the bar, Cas decides to go with Dean. This is only the start of something very dark... Destiel slash, one chapter of Wincest and some Wincestiel after (one or two chapters, so not that much, it is a shame, I know).
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”Look, I said I’m sorry. I don’t really know what else you want from me” Dean is getting increasingly pissed at this guy. Okay, so maybe the accident was totally his fault but there really isn’t any reason to be this unpleasant about it.
The guy smiles condescendingly which makes Dean want to punch his handsome face ”Do you have any idea how much this car costs?”
Dean has mainly been focused on making sure he hasn’t killed anyone but as he turns his attention to the car for the first time the terrible realization dawns upon him.
[In which Dean should definitely have spent money on car insurance, Castiel is very rude and the only way to avoid crippling debt is to have sex]
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Set in the end of season 6. Castiel has just been stabbed in the back by Sam with the angel blade. This is what happens afterward. A rewrite of the season 6's last episode and ignores everything that happens afterward. Castiel is the new god. He will be loved and adored by his Hunter or the world will burn. A series of short stories about Castiel as God and his relationship with Dean- what it was, what it is, and what it will become. Mature for a reason. Read at your own risk.
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Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing?
But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.
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Or, in the aftermath of the Antichrist debacle, Heaven has other plans than Hellfire, and Aziraphale gives away his halo.
(In which Season 2 is part of a time loop, London's Angel Station is highly questionable, and Aziraphale takes Crowley's memories. Written for the Ineffable Idiots Big Bang.)