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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    You are [DATA RANDOMIZER], one of the myriad shards of a greater entity deployed into the local dimensional multiverse of the planet. You are not used to such deployment, since you're usually held in reserve, but your progenitor entity is either depressed, dead, or cackling at manipulating one of the former two. Not that you know for certain, your data's been randomized. Which is why you're usually not deployed. But you are now. And you have a chance to provide data randomization for one of the many hosts on this planet, in hopes of generating more data.

    Well, maybe. You don't know exactly who you're connecting to, or when you're connecting to them. That data has also been randomized.

    It should be noted that even by human standards, you are not entirely sane. And by shard standards you are completely bonkers.

    OR

    In which Worm is confronted with the random abilities of a Stickmin sort.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    You are Taylor Hebert, and you're in a locker. Luckily, you've gained the power to--

    You know what, this story has been done a thousand times before. Let's mix it up a little! You gain the power of random powers.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    Pre-movie Megamind ends up in Worm slightly before canon. Originated on SB.

    For the avoidance of doubt, this is not a Megamind stomps the worm-verse story. Don't get me wrong, there will be stomping. But if you come in here expecting him to sweep away everyone in Brockton, effortlessly defeat all the endbringers, and make Cauldron look like fools you will be disappointed. Megamind is a genius. There aren't many problems he cannot solve. He is also, without a doubt, a screw-up. Don't believe me? Watch the movie again. He's a failure. And you know what? I think that's the best thing about him. That he fails and fails and yet he always gets back up. Sometimes he needs some help, who of us can say they don't? But, in the end, he gets up. He learns. He tries. He grows. That's what this story is. The story of Megamind finding his way in Worm and slowly growing into what he never thought he could be, a hero. Albeit, a hero with an orbital death laser. Which, IMO, that's the best kind.

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    08 Apr 2025

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    “You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”

    For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.

    Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.

    “You killed my husband?!”

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    08 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The generals won the betting pool. Sort of.

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    03 Apr 2025

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    02 Apr 2025

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    Uchiha Itachi is instructed to slay his entire clan, root and stem. He begs for his brother to be spared and is given that boon. So, he slays his entire clan cleanly, root and stem, and spares his brother.

    He can’t be held responsible for one of the others getting back up.

    Uchiha Masuyo wakes up in the wrong body, in the wrong world, and bleeding out. So much for a good start.

    (self-insert into the body of an uchiha mid-massacre. danzo doesn’t deserve a clean win.)

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    01 Apr 2025

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    In which Jaime and Cersei have a (relatively) normal brother-sister relationship, but it doesn't keep others from jumping to conclusions.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Ned returns from the Tower of Joy with not only Lyanna, but the knights who'd been guarding her.

    Jaime has a more complicated time navigating his fall from honor with so many knights he'd once admired still around. Especially Ser Arthur, whose presence proves particularly tricky to deal with.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    incessantly, on and on, without pause. waking, disintegrating, over and over, endlessly. he was weary, now. the cycle of karma had branded itself into his skin, blazing cold, frigid fire. he was like a spider caught in its own web, like a snake biting its own tail, helpless to be devoured by himself.

    everything left of him, eroded away, the ocean of time carving its way through his cliffside.

    he, only once, lived guided by his own pleasure and displeasure. after that, the wheel of fate, the rope of destiny, tightened around his neck, far more a cage or prison than the boy with blossom hair ever had been.

    vexation, humiliation, exhaustion, and finally nothing at all– a blank slate, cleansed of evil.

    …the buddha and king enma both must be laughing at him.

    ART BLOG | @asuraspenance

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    30 Mar 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 16

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    The only thing worse than being down to your last chance is not taking it. (Or, Ozriel explores the consequences of giving up.)

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    28 Mar 2025

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    After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself exiled to a strange new world where sacred artists wield the power of their very souls. Taken in by the Sage of the Silver Heart, she finds that the qualities which made her a brutally effective warlord on Earth are even more applicable to her new life. Her presence begins a cascade of events which will wildly change the course of Fate.

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    28 Mar 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 97

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    On the same day, on three different continents, three babies are born.

    An Akura, an Arelius, and a nobody.

    In another world, those children would never meet.

    In another world, those children would have amounted to nothing.

    That is not this world.

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    28 Mar 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 44

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    27 Mar 2025

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    Blasto and Splicer are Boston’s official monster-making dream-team. All sorts of things can happen when biotinkers put their heads together, and Riley’s new passion for theatrics makes for some thrilling encounters. Maybe one day, the Wards will even see it that way. But until that day comes, Uncle Blasto’s appreciation is more than enough for her.

    Alternatively; Jack Slash’s play date at the Davis household takes an exciting and unexpected twist, and Riley strikes out on her own instead of joining the Nine.

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    27 Mar 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 19

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    When he woke in his chains, he was glowing. Under the dark streaks of dried blood, light was leaking through his skin. He looked like he’d swallowed a star.

    Annatar was standing in front of him, some feet away, his head slightly tilted.

    Sauron, not Annatar. Celebrimbor had to remember that, even though it was Annatar studying him; Annatar’s curving mouth and cool eyes –

    He wondered, for a moment, what fresh torment the light was meant to be; and then, with a sick awareness, he felt it like black breath on his soul, and he cried out, “What have you done?”

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    Sauron works a finer torture in the ruins of Eregion, and Celebrimbor survives it. The world twists.

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    27 Mar 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 7

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    Down isn't so bad
    When it gets you looking up at life...

    --B. J. Thomas

    A moment's inattention leaves Gil grievously injured and deeply depressed. But that may be the key to preventing Lucrezia's return.

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    26 Mar 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 10

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    “I don’t know whether I’m more offended you thought a fake wall with such an obvious trigger was enough to keep it hidden, or that your newest plan to assassinate me involved framing Cousin Elias.”

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    Tarvek and Martellus have a discussion. It actually goes fairly well.

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    26 Mar 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 1

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    When Martellus von Blitzengaard shows up, someone's got to hide the weasel; and there are unforeseen consequences.

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    26 Mar 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 9

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    The challenge was to write a compelling Martellus/Agatha one-shot.
    This is my attempt.

    Martellus lands in England, interrupting several rather important medical procedures, and gets dragged into helping.

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    26 Mar 2025

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