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    Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.

    After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Peter Parker was just on his way to buy a sandwich from his favorite bodega, and, now, he wakes up with several injuries he doesn't remember receiving on a roof in a city he doesn't recognize. Now all he wants is to get back to New York and to stop running into these random masked vigilantes and ridiculously rich people, but it just seems like none of them will take 'no' as an answer.

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    Another Peter Parker in Gotham fic, obviously.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Peter Parker had experienced a good number of bad days, like the time he was orphaned, or was bitten by a radioactive spider, or watched his uncle die, or when he had died, or watched his mentor die, or when he was framed for murder, or when his identity was exposed, or when he almost broke the multiverse, or when he held his aunt when she died, or when the entire world forgot who Peter Parker was, or when an alien parasite tried to take over his body. But hey, things were finally looking up for Peter.

    That was until he fell into a different dimension, one where he never had existed and in a city where he probably wouldn't be welcomed by the residents or the local vigilante & co. No this was just another bad day in a long streak for Peter Parker.

    Or maybe he's just getting paranoid now that the local family of billionaires is stalking him, looking for some excuse to adopt him. At least he thinks that's what they're doing.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Izuku never would have believed that one of the most miserable days of his young life would be the one where he'd gain a power that could compete with any Quirk. All Might never would have believed he'd lose his chance at a potential successor to space aliens. The world never would have believed what was coming.

    "Izuku Midoriya of Earth, you have the ability to overcome great fear."

    This story now has a tropes page!

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    12 Aug 2025