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    Lan Zhan nods. “Who should I make it out to?” he asks.

    “Wei Wuxian,” Jin Ling says.

    Lan Zhan drops his pen. “Who?” he croaks.

    Ouyang Zizhen lets out a soft gasp beside him. “Oh fuck, it’s happening.”

    “Wei Wuxian,” Jin Ling says slowly. This doesn’t look like someone who thinks sixteen years is too long to fix a misunderstanding. Jin Ling is going to get his dajiu a husband today. “My dajiu really liked your new album. There are a lot of details in your songs that feel very personal to him.”

    (Or, Jin Ling schemes to reunite his dajiu with his dajiu's high school sweetheart.)

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Jiang Cheng sucks in a sharp breath. “What year do you think it is, Wei Wuxian?”

    “2001,” Wei Wuxian says, and then cracks up when Jiang Cheng’s eyes widen in alarm. “Calm down, I’m just kidding. I know it’s 2014.”

    Jiang Cheng stares at him.

    Wei Wuxian is quiet for a beat. “I presume from your reaction that it is not actually 2014.”

    “No,” Jiang Cheng says softly. “No, it’s not.”

    (Or, the one where Wei Wuxian loses his memories, and tries to figure out why he isn't dating Lan Wangji yet.)

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Nobody seemed to believe that they’re married, so they just went with the flow. For years.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    “So you’re in love with your best friend,” says Hua Cheng.

    He Xuan just barely manages not to spit his food out. “He’s not my best friend.”

    “Really.” Hua Cheng picks at his nails. “Who’s your best friend, then? Is it perhaps...”—He trails off, eyes sparkling—“me?”

    He Xuan’s eyebrow twitches. “Fuck off.”

    He Xuan is in love with his best friend, and Hua Cheng has had enough.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Ghosts won't stop giving Xie Lian flowers, Hua Cheng won't stop teasing, and Xie Lian is out here doing his best, man.

    Xie Lian is momentarily frozen. Outside of heaven, no one calls him Highness except in jest, and there was a time people threw flowers at his feet as if to make a carpet for him to walk upon, but those years are long past. “Thank you. This is a—a princely gift.”

    The spirit’s black-pit eyes go wide and then he grins, revealing long, wicked teeth the color of tarnished silver. “Yes! Yes, I knew it was meant for his Highness.” The spirit nods to Hua Cheng, too, whose grin has widened to something almost obscene.

    “Truly,” Hua Cheng agrees.

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    06 Jun 2025