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“Oh,” Astarion breathes, eyes drooping into glassy little crescents. Well, if this is how he dies, Astarion thinks, this is how he dies. A shame that he’ll never get to plunge a stake through Cazador’s chest. “Death is so beautiful.”
“...Precisely how much of this spider’s blood did you consume?” Gale asks, his hands brushing Astarion’s hair off his soaked forehead. The touch makes the unbearable, painful heat in his body squeeze around him like a heavy chain. “You’re scorching. You could give Karlach a run for all her gold.”
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06 Jul 2025
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Evil Morty keeps showing up to the C-137 household without warning. Morty doesn't mind it, but Rick does.
Everything spirals from there.
(PLEASE give this a chance I actually love mortycest so much,,,)
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24 Apr 2025
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"Cecil?" the kid asks, looking very shocked for some reason. "You have hair!"
Cecil feels his jaw twitch.
The hell?
But the kid just bursts into hysterical laughter. It’s high pitched and crackling and… Yeah, okay, he is crying. Again, what the hell?
____________________________Or the timeline where the fight with Angstrom Levy ends even worse and Mark finds himself stranded in another dimension AND the past. So an indefinite number of nervous breakdowns after, he has no other choice but to seek help from Cecil, right?
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13 Mar 2025
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Before Siffrin goes to talk to the Head Housemaiden for the last time, everyone makes one last wish at the Favor Tree.
The Universe calls for an encore.
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17 Jan 2025
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To Extend our Reach to the Stars Above by Cinnamin_Is_a_Star
Fandoms: In Stars And Time (Video Game)
24 Dec 2024
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"All in all, world domination was a lot easier than people made it out to be. All you needed was some well-placed words, well-made wishes, and a whole lot of determination. Siffrin barely needed to lift their dagger—yet here they stood as the right hand at the head of the world."
Or: Siffrin met the King instead of the saviours and joined him on the side of villainy
(Whether or not he's any good at it is beside the point).