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• How to Take Down Your Immortal Boss by Arachnid_Apologist

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sasha James & Tim Stoker
  • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
  • Sasha James
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • Crack
  • crackfic
  • OOC for the bit
  • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
  • Brutal Pipe Murder of Jurgen Leitner
  • (Except it’s not a pipe this time)

  Summary

  Sasha finds out that Jonah Magnus is still alive and inhabiting the body of an employee at the Magnus Institute. She comes to the completely wrong conclusion as to which employee that is. In her defense, Jon is certainly old-fashioned enough to pass as an immortal.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,728

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  85

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  401

• The Pleasures of the Imagination by Arachnid_Apologist

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Jack Barnabas/Agnes Montague
  • Agnes Montague
  • Jack Barnabas
  • Jude Perry
  • Aromantic Agnes Montague
  • Bisexual Agnes Montague
  • Allosexual Aromanticism
  • BSDM
  • Sadism
  • Masochism
  • Fear Play
  • pain play
  • D/s
  • Edgeplay | High Risk BDSM Practices
  • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
  • Femdom
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • no beta we die

  Summary

  Agnes enjoyed going on dates with Jack from the Canyon Café, yet she didn’t feel like she was enjoying it correctly. She liked the mundanity of it. She liked feeling as though she was a part of the same world that normal people lived in. And yet, her feelings for Jack were anything but romantic. If anything, the way she was interested in him was far more physical than that.

  Written for Non-Ace Aro Week 2025 day two
  Prompt: character realizes they want a kink relationship, not a romantic one.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Non-Ace Aro Week 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,058

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  8

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• Perfect by Arachnid_Apologist

  Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Saiki Kusuo & Teruhashi Kokomi
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Teruhashi Kokomi
  • Saiki Kusuo
  • Kaidou Shun
  • Nendou Riki
  • Aromantic Saiki Kusuo
  • Aromantic Teruhashi Kokomi
  • Non-SAM Aromantic Saiki Kusuo
  • (Sort of. He doesn’t call himself non-SAM since that term isn’t really used in Japan afaik)
  • Aroallo Teruhashi Kokomi
  • One-Sided Saiki Kusuo/Teruhashi Kokomi
  • Internalized Aroallophobia
  • Internalized Misogyny

  Summary

  Teruhashi Kokomi was a proud ally of sexual minorities, though she had assumed that was all she was — a straight ally. After all, she had only ever had romantic feelings for Saiki, and Saiki was a boy. However, after running into her first and only crush when attending a pride month event, she finds herself doing a bit of self exploration.

  Written for day one of Non-Ace Aro Week 2025. Prompt: Experienced aro helps out questioning aro

  Series

  • Part 1 of Non-Ace Aro Week 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,470

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  177

• Of Breakups and New Beginnings by Arachnid_Apologist

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bruce Wayne/Batman - Relationship
  • Bruce Wayne/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Batman/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Jonathan Crane/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Batman
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Jonathan Crane
  • Canon Atypical Allosexuality
  • Mpreg
  • Discussion of Abortion
  • Pregnancy
  • Crack
  • Very loosely inspired by the Zootopia Abortion Comic
  • This is an mpreg crackfic but I tried not to write it in a way that treats male pregnancy itself as the joke
  • because some dudes irl can get pregnant and that’s nothing to look down on

  Summary

  When the Archivist brought up the possibility of an abortion, he didn’t think it would lead to the end of his relationship with the Batman. His day may just end up turning around though.

  (Sequel to The Kidnapping of Bruce Wayne.)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Recursive crackficks I wrote in my notes app

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,158

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  31

  Kudos:

  34

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,155

• The Kidnapping of Bruce Wayne by Arachnid_Apologist

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bruce Wayne/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Bruce Wayne/Batman - Relationship
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Batman
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • crackfic
  • Kidnapping
  • Out of Character
  • Like. Extremely OOC (for the bit).

  Summary

  Bruce has been kidnapped by the mysterious Archivist. But what does he want? And why is he so hot?

  (A short crackfic inspired by Bluejay_Leaf’s TMA/Batman crossover fic Aspicio et Fio. This is intended to be a fanfiction written by a Gothamite in the world of that crossover.)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Recursive crackficks I wrote in my notes app

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  959

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  61

  Kudos:

  105

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,665