AssWhipe



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    “Are you some kind of loser ninja?” Naruto asked. “You’re crying.”

    Minato laughed. He was crying. How embarrassing. This was a really bad first impression.

    OR: Minato time travels. Naruto is six. Minato has a series of "Realistically, who is going to stop me?" moments. You know how it is.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    Kakashi gets a rival—he hates him the moment he sees him.
    The Uchiha—the kid, the boy, Uchiha Izuna, Kami, he is so young—lashes out at Hashirama and Kakashi’s body moves on its own accord, his blade blocking the incoming attack aimed at his brother, Kakashi's face, unmasked, snarling at the boy’s startled expression.
    Kakashi gets a rival.
    He wants him dead.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    Two lovers finally get the chance to reunite after some time apart.

    It probably should have waited a few hours.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    After a fuinjutsu experiment gone wrong, Minato is yanked into a future where his family is dead, his team fell apart and the Uchiha were slaughtered. With the defective seal burning in his palm, Minato struggles to stay afloat in a Konoha that isn’t his.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Roy’s done with the day’s appointments but hasn’t yet left for home by the time six o’clock rolls around, which is what allows Edward Elric to shoulder his door in, slope uninvited into his inner office and flump heavily into his couch.

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    07 Jul 2025