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The Totally Awesome Super-Duper Magical Friendship of Naruto and Sasuke by Aurelyn
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Oct 2017
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Prompt: “I wish you’d stop and realise how loud you’re being.”
Sasuke asks Naruto to reconsider his volume during a detention as he’s leaving the Academy.
After a checklist of dubious morals, screaming directly into someone’s face, a guest appearance from The Great Void of Handy Plot-Required Items™ and two ANBU too busy with each other to stop this disaster before it’s too late, Naruto finds himself dating Sasuke as the Canon Train rams headfirst into the Apocalypse and disappears into the sunset never to be seen again.
Naruto is trying to get Sakura to love him. Sasuke just wants a break from his fangirls so he can be a traumatised child in peace. If either of these two pipsqueaks had a handy-dandy adult to guide them then this mess probably would have never happened. But they don’t. So it did.
Jiraiya is totally going to write the shit out of this once he finds out it’s happening.
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Severus Snape was a great man, an exceptional man. But he was not a good one.
Just a short little look at the character of canon!Severus Snape, whom I absolutely adore, and I think that he is criminally wasted in canon by his lack of self-growth and how he was smothered in all of his past issues. He could have been so good for Harry, could have been a link to his mum and a counterbalance to all of the 'James, James, you're definitely only here to be copy of your father and not have any of your mother's traits or to be your own person' nonsense; Severus could have been such a support and anchor to Harry, could have shown him that not everything rosy and its ok if it's /not/, he could have provided such a neat stepping stone for Harry to break through the house segregation and discrimination and have more friends than just Ron and Hermione, for all that I'm fond of them.
But instead we get this giant goth adult-shaped toddler who breaks everything in his eternal temper tantrum because of reasons, and it thoroughly irritates me because of all the wasted potential. God, just imagine the series if Severus had been an actual goddamned person instead of a villain stereotype/plot device/convenient placeholder. Urgh. -
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Harry Potter was not a normal boy. Harry Potter was not a normal weird boy. Harry Potter was a weird weird boy.
Harry Potter was the third mortal life of the Archangel Samael. Whose first attempt at humanity was when he was born as Emperor Nero of Rome. The second one was Salazar Slytherin. Yeah. Trust him, he's got this under control, nothing is on fire. Except maybe the Christians. Huh. You'd've thought he'd've learned that making human candles was a bit Not Good.
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That's it guys that's the story that is literally the only outline I've got for this. Will it turn into heart wrenching drama? The unholy offspring of Lovecraftian horror and every B rated slasher film in existence? The epitome of a crackfest shitpost that every young meme aspires to be? Surrealist existentialism that will have you questioning yourself, life, the universe, and most of all what the hell did you just read? Who the fuck knows, man, cause I sure don't. -
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Let's talk about Ichigo, whose family is made up of his sisters and dad, and most importantly, his mom.
Until it's not.Let's talk about Ichigo, who was happy and wanted for nothing more than he had, because life was good.
Until it wasn't.Could be expanded in the future, but is complete for now.
Inspired by dirgewithoutmusic's series 'once a king or queen of narnia, always a king or queen' -
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“Kurosaki-kun..?”
“Yeah, Geta-boushi?”
“What…what happened to you…”
“I didn’t like the future so much, Kisuke. Very lonely, awfully quiet. Rather boring, in my not so humble opinion. So I came back.”
“How?”
“Dunno, you’d have to ask Shiro or Zangetsu.”
“Are you alright, Ichigo-kun?”The time traveller stopped and thought for a moment, before shrugging as though the answer was of little consequence.
“Hmmm. Probably not.”
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Pacify:
1. To allay the anger or agitation of
2. To reduce to a submissive stateHe would do his duty. He would save Draco, if he could. He would protect the students, if and when the school fell to the Deatheaters. And Potter. As far as he was concerned, Potter could have whatever he wanted, now. What was the point of trying to tell him no if he was going to be sacrificed on the pyre of the greater good? If Potter wanted to learn, Severus would be his teacher. If he wanted a master, then Severus would make him submit. And if he wanted a lover... well. Severus would love him. And that was it. Anything else was a waste of time. And there was so little of that.
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A complete reimagining of books six and seven (plus), running parallel to canon. And then a SHARP DIVERSION FROM CANON.
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From a reader: "Basically, Pacify is like, you know how in canon both Harry and Severus are pushed and pushed and pushed by external forces/emotional manipulation until they are backed into a corner? Pacify is...what if they were backed into the same corner?"
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Bookmarked by Aurelyn
15 Oct 2024
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Work 8 of 8
Awaiting Chapter 3 of Work 8
Rereads: 1
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All Fun and Games (Until Someone Loses A Soul) by Misfit_McCoward (Mixelation), Mixelation
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2022
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The summer he turns ten, Harry gets new neighbors. They are very weird, the Dursleys are VERY scandalized, and Harry has the greatest year ever.
OR: Bakura and the Ishtars try to have normal, non-criminal lives in a new country and fail.
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It takes Uther half a second to see Balinor in Merlin, and he's almost sure of what he should do.
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Jack, like any seasonally-based spirit, needs to rest up during the off-season. Usually, by the time time summer gets into full swing, he's snoring his head off.
Unfortunately, for the past three weeks, there's been a diva camping underneath his bed.
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- Part 1 of Like Ripples In A Pond
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For the ROTG Kink Meme. Jack had believers before the events of the movie - just not in Jack 'Frost'. Instead, he becomes Saint Jack, the Saint of Suicides. Tasked with bringing relief to those who need it the most.
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- Part 5 of retired works from my retired fandoms
