Axelerate13
Fandoms
- Persona 4 (3)
- World Wrestling Entertainment (2)
- Persona 5 (2)
- Professional Wrestling (2)
- Gravity Falls (1)
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the hidden consequences of your cat looking like a hot guy once by Axelerate13
Fandoms: Persona 5
26 May 2022
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Goro Akechi's life goes like this:
1. Make small mistake.
2. Try to ignore it.
3. Small mistake reveals itself to secretly be a huge mistake all along.Horrifically, the one time last October he jerked off thinking about someone other than Akira is falling into this pattern too.
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Akechi yells at a god and maybe has a brief anxiety attack. Maruki fulfills Akechi's assumption of villainy via monologue, but he's really trying his best. Ren has at least two people who want him to be happy no matter what they have to do.
Or, one January night, a few feet from Leblanc, Akechi learns exactly how he came to exist in this reality. It's not quite what he expected.
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Festival Blues by Axelerate13
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
14 Feb 2017
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Sami Zayn knew something awful was going to happen at the Festival of Friendship. Luckily, The New Day is here to help with Hugs! And Friendship!!
(No, not the magician, the thing the festival was supposed to be about before it turned into Kevin re-enacting the worst day of Sami's life onto Jericho.)
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Linguistic Drift by Axelerate13
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
29 Feb 2016
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After the 2/25/16 SmackDown, Jericho muses on changes in the language of love in the locker room and realizing what he really feels for AJ Styles.
(Or: Jericho figures out he wants with AJ what Ambrose and Reigns have, but knows that even if it's okay to have it now, they can't.)
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The course of science never did run smooth. Carlos realizes he has been going the wrong way for the last year, regrets, delivers a letter, shouts at a tree, and finally returns to his home.
Recent bookmarks
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
Bookmarked by Axelerate13
23 Jun 2025
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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Bookmarked by Axelerate13
15 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
This was a Merlin fic in which Uther kept trying and failing to kill Merlin. Very funny. Keeping the bookmark despite the fic being privated.
(As of sometime mid-2024, it's back! Yay!!) -
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Ren has never been so relieved to see a disgruntled expression in his life. His features are all the same as Ren remembers, nothing monstrous or out of place, just pure Akechi Goro—part annoyed and part irate.
Akechi’s eyes widen. They glow almost red in the sunlight. For a second, he looks genuinely, unobstructedly surprised.
“Amamiya,” Akechi says, and his voice is the best thing Ren has heard in months. “What are you doing here?”
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One year after the collapse of Maruki’s reality, Ren starts meeting a dead boy in his dreams.
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Bookmarked by Axelerate13
15 May 2023
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this was born of the deep need for polythieves and also silliness
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Bookmarked by Axelerate13
30 May 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
One of the best chatfics out there! Just sit back, enjoy the cute polyamory, and ignore those tags! ;D
(Seriously, though, that ending is so incredible that it still stands out months after I've last read it.) -
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Goro should have known it was all too good to be true. He should have known from the moment Akira walked back into his life on Christmas Eve. Now that Maruki showed up and explained the truth of the situation, Goro has an impossible decision to make.
Goro Akechi has to make the 2/2 decision instead of Akira.
Bookmarked by Axelerate13
24 Feb 2022