Banterwitch
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Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.
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one shot written for DirkJohn Week 2021
day 1: meetcute/double dateRoxy asks John out on a double date. Unfortunately she didn't exactly specify who John's date would be.
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John finds out that most of his friends have had a crush on him at some point - including Dirk Strider.
Wait, when did THAT happen?
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Your name is Dirk Strider and in a turn of events that shocks absolutely no one, you have a John Egbert on your lips. You have no idea how you got here except maybe if you thought about it every single playfully flirtatious argument the two have had since he joined your anime club last year.
John is unbanned from anime club. Not because Dirk likes him or anything, baka.
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- Part 2 of anime is gay culture
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JOIN ANIME CLUB
Serious otaku ONLY
NO dubs, NO Avatar, NO sword art online
Cosplay and RPing okRules (so we don't get shut down again)
- no swords or weapons
- no hentai
- no weed
- John Egbert is BANNED (until he returns my naruto dvds)Series
- Part 1 of anime is gay culture
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