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    Go take a picture of your hotel window and put your hand on it.

    The reply takes an understandably long time despite its brevity. Why?

    Katsuki realizes he’s palming at his crotch. Shit.

    Okay. This is fine. He’s just asking one dumb favor and it won’t matter in the long run. Just one favor and he’ll tell Deku to fuck off and go save some Canadian civilians or whatever the fuck he’s doing interning over there.

    Because I’m curious about the stupid view, asshole!

    There. That’s believable enough. He thinks.

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    Or, Katsuki gets a glimpse of one of Izuku's accoutrements in a pic sent from Izuku's internship in Canada. It's all downhill (or happily uphill?) from there.

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    31 May 2025

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    His boss whipped her phone out and tapped away at the screen “Check your email, by the way, you’re not getting out of it!” She sings then turns with a wink back to her office.

     

    Once he pulls the email up he can see exactly why no one wanted it. They were assigned to Dynamight agency, Pro hero Dynamight to be exact. Legend has it he’s the worst pro to photograph. It’s no secret that he’s Izuku’s favorite pro, but that’s beside the point.

     

    His eyes widen and his chest feels like it’s gonna explode. There, on his cracked laptop screen are the words ‘Full frontal Calendar’.

     

    Full frontal calendar.

     

    Full frontal…

     

    FULL FRONTAL?!

     

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    Or, Izuku's interning at a photography studio when he gets assigned a very important shoot. The catch? It's a porn calendar of his favorite pro hero.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    “Listen Kacchan,” Izuku interrupts. “Todoroki-kun’s latest children’s book has become a major best-seller. They’re reading it in schools all over Japan, and it’s nearly sold out in every bookstore. We have to keep the momentum going. A book tour will do just that.”

    Katsuki scrunches his nose but doesn’t respond because everything Izuku has said is true.

    “Sorry that I’m such a good author, Bakugou,” Todoroki quips, and Katsuki snaps his head to the side, catching the smug smile tugging at Todoroki’s lips.

    “You’re fuckin’ pushing it, halfie.”

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    Katsuki (grudgingly) accompanies Todoroki on his book tour and falls in love somewhere along the way.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Katsuki doesn’t mean to stumble across it.

    It’s just – he hasn’t been able to hook up with someone else for a while, and porn is just slightly too impersonal for him, and fucking Icyhot recommended this to him, so yeah – he’s on an erotic audio site. He clicks on one at random, checks to see that it doesn’t have an embarrassing premise, and shoves his headphones in.

    “Hey baby,” the voice says, low and deep, and Katsuki nearly falls off his bed.

    It’s – that’s Deku’s voice.

     

    (or: katsuki finds out that izuku makes audio porn. the hard way.)

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    12 Apr 2025

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    Izuku, sweet, bulky, dumbass-incarnate Izuku fucking Midoriya—who had been pretending to analyze the peeling upholstery of the van’s ceiling, or something, suddenly jerks like he had just been slapped.

    “I—uh—I could?” He says, his voice cracking as he shrugs, looking over the seats to stare almost pitifully at Katsuki. “I mean, of course, but I don’t think Kacchan wants—"

    Katsuki cuts him off out of courtesy. “No. I’m not sitting on his lap.”

     

    Or; Katsuki is forced to sit on Izuku's lap during a road trip with their friends. Things get harder than expected.

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    12 Apr 2025