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    What if Jonah didn't ruin everything? Didn't send the end of everything statement? What do Jon and Martin do now? Get a job, I guess. A teaching job, for Jon, though it was hardly his first pick. But sometimes your boyfriend looks *really* excited when he suggests it, and I mean, you know literally everything. It can't be that bad, right? Right?

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    26 Mar 2025

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    “The Northern Water Tribe has always been known for their near-undefeatable legion of bloodbenders.” The Fire Lord spoke, sounding calmer. Techno watched cautiously as the flame began to dim back to its original size. “They’re all but unstoppable, even I can admit that. There is no known defense against bloodbending, with the only potential exception of a more powerful bloodbender. But,” The Fire Lord’s eyes glittered dangerously in the firelight, “we’ve found a weakness.”

    Techno’s breath caught in his throat. Anticipation and dread coiled within him, each emotion making his stomach churn.

    “A spirit.” The Fire Lord said, triumphant, “Known as the Blood God.”

     

    A dsmp atla au. Technoblade-centric. Read it and tearbend, you fools

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    18 Jun 2023

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    “Hello?” Tommy says.

    The stranger looks at the frog in Tommy’s hands. “That’s a beautiful Rana temporaria.”

    “I’m sorry, what?”

    They grin like they’ve told a joke Tommy doesn’t understand. “Rana temporaria. It’s the scientific name for the common frog.” They gesture to the frog. “It’s got beautiful patterning.”

    Tommy looks down at the frog. It’s that weird sort of shade in between green and brown, and there are a few dark splotches scattered across its back. One of them looks a bit like a dick.

    He holds the frog out for the stranger to see and smiles. “It’s got cock and balls on its back.”

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    Or, I throw crimeboys into a modern fae AU and Tommy is so oblivious it almost hurts

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    16 Jun 2023

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    In his bones, the ache of loneliness has set in. Worse than that, the seatbelt digs into his ribs and one of his arms is twisted uncomfortably. Broken, maybe. The ship has realigned, and he can hear the dinging warning of oxygen leaks and damage, flashing red lights, but he lets his head drop to his chest. He closes his eyes.

    Tommy is alone.

    Floating in the middle of space as his water supply runs out is the last place that Tommy wants to be, but he's resigned to the fact that it might be his fate. That is, until a ship finally picks up on his transmissions...

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    13 Jun 2023

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    "Aw, has poor Spider-Man finally given up?"

    Operam's grinning mouth, obscured by the haunting mask, swam in Ranboo's vision. The yells and screams of the city around him flooded in his ears, a chorus of "get up, Spider-Man, you can do this!" thrusting his body into the limelight once more, a shell of the superhero he once claimed to be.

    "Go home, boy. You're not meant to be a hero."

     

    Ranboo had always been a shadow in the background, helping shine the light on people much better than him. Surely getting bitten by a radioactive spider won't change that at all, will it?

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    09 Jun 2023