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Hands-On by Burrito_Wizard, inkbomber for orphicsun
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
23 May 2025
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Dr. Robotnik accosts her husband in the lab, intent on sharing a little afternoon delight.
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[Podfic] The Enterprise List (or 235 Things the Crew of the Enterprise is No Longer Allowed to Do According to Starfleet) by Burrito_Wizard, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), grrreed_pods (quaetzalcoatl), mistingsidekick, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), with_CassieIngaben (CassieIngaben)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
30 Mar 2022
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There are rules and regulations for all members of Starfleet, but they've had to make some new ones for the crew of the USS Enterprise. They should help things run smoother... assuming the bridge crew doesn't take these lists as challenges!
(Every good fandom needs a Skippy List or two! Set in AOS with a few nods at TOS.)Podfic of The Enterprise List (or 235 Things the Crew of the Enterprise is No Longer Allowed to Do According to Starfleet) by notanightlight.
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Burning in a Red Sun by thegraceofebonee
Fandoms: Business Ventures (D&Dorks), D&Dorks (Web Series), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
27 Dec 2022
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Whitman and Statton had been enemies for a long time now. It was a rivalry that kept them fueled, but here they were on a ship headed towards a red star that would surely kill them. Impending death always did make people confess even the tightest of kept secrets.
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There’s been a good deal of tension between Jim and Izzy in the weeks following that encounter. Izzy gives Jim their space, and Jim doesn’t tie him up or kill him.
Until Blackbeard came back. He and Izzy stranded most of the crew of The Revenge on an island, and it was only them and Frenchie. Izzy knew retribution was coming from Jim, just as much as he knew he would endure whatever it was for the sake of his Captain.
(Sequel to cut me so i fit)
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- Part 2 of jizzy post s1 revenge
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Blackbeard pops the cork from the bottle with his thumb and takes a swig, letting the fire of the rum course through his chest, his veins, and keeps his eyes fixed on the horizon. The salt water breeze carries a hint of lavender.
C’mon, then, he thinks, smiling out at the sparkling sea. Chase me.
Stede writes love letters in smoke, blood, and wreckage. That's a language Blackbeard is fluent in, but that doesn't mean he's going to make it easy.
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- Part 2 of only got one life
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Badminton and his crew have boarded the revenge and Stede offers to give him a tour.
The two end up in the captain's quarters, Stede on his knees while they relive their college days together.
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the one where he really is a kraken (between the legs) by OzzyFeet (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Mar 2022
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"How'd you get this, anyway?" asks Stede conversationally. "Cursed by a sea witch?"
"No. I mean, I don't think so."
"Half-octopus, half-human?" Stede guesses, and Ed is about to say no again when Stede casually runs his thumb over the outside of Ed's cock, and a low heat unfurls between Ed's legs, and he can't quite force his mouth to form words. "Or did you catch it from someone at port?" Stede asks, suddenly concerned.
"It's not a disease," Ed grinds out, his teeth gritted. "And it's not a curse, and I'm not half-octopus. It's a tentacle. It just... is."
"Oh?" says Stede. "Well, that's good to know."
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