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    Stan helps take down Rico from the inside and is granted a place in the Witness Protection Program. His relocation is some small town in Oregon, one of the states that he isn’t banned from yet. A town that’s somehow stranger than anything he’s seen on the road.

    Ford would love this place.

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    26 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    You meet Stan Pines in the 70's in a moment of desperation; he helps you out. You start working as his secretary, but c'mon he's super hot, you see where this goes.

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    16 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 56

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    Stan is just trying to get his brother back when Fidds shows up out of nowhere, addled and amnesiac but claiming he can help. What is a man to do but fight an uphill battle?

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Happy endings are messy, and the Arctic winter is more difficult than either Stan or Ford want to admit.

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    29 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Ford is hung up on his brother, Stan, and it's getting in the way of the portal's progress. Bill has the bright idea to show Ford exactly how Stan's doing nowadays, in hopes that it'll drive the wedge between them much deeper.

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    “See, Sixer, I’m not telling you this because I think it’s funny. I’m telling you that Stanley doesn’t care about you because I do. I care about you, Stanford, and I’m the only one who does. I’ll give you the chance to see for yourself. How’s that?”
    Under most circumstances, Ford is elated whenever Bill offers to share his vast knowledge with him. The proposition of an experience firsthand is something Ford always accepts with a bright smile.
    Now, his brow twists in confusion and worry.
    “H-how, my muse?”
    “I know where he is. I can send you to him, and you two can work out the details from there.”

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    24 Jun 2025