ChefWhatnot
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There's ten racing teams in Aetherdrift, and six of them got some level of POV in the set's main story, which I think is a shame because the last four are pretty neat! So I wrote about them.
Or: At the starting line for the Ghirapur Grand Prix, Caradora gets ready.
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The Cauldron and the Furnace Queen by ChefWhatnot
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
08 Aug 2024
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Ayara was alone, left in a devastated state after the Phyrexian Invasion. Thankfully, chance happens to bring the Cauldron of Eternity right to her doorstep. Now if only she could find a way to get it from the metallic beast currently guarding it...
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- Part 3 of The Goose Mother and Other Tales
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More Legends of Outlaws of Thunder Junction by ChefWhatnot
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
01 Aug 2024
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The "Legends Of" article for Thunder Junction sadly only detailed the members of Oko's Crew and the face commanders, which is a shame since there's about a kajillion legendary creatures in the set who I (and hopefully you) would want to read about. So I guess I'm doing this now.
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In which Atraxa barely survives the results of the Phyrexian Multiversal Invasion, saved by a vexingly annoying fleshling. With the Invasion Tree gone and most of the Praetors dead, she must decide what comes next.
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Alex, local fuckboy, spends a night at Club Lavender, a Lesbian Bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar is cursed, and after tonight he'll never be the same...
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The Goose Mother and Other Tales by ChefWhatnot
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
08 Aug 2024
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A lot of people were annoyed that there weren’t any official one-shot side stories for Wilds of Eldraine. I decided I would take up the mantle of writing some myself. These are those stories.
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Swansong by sinclairvoyance
Fandoms: Library of Ruina (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
26 Jul 2025
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swan song
noun
1. A farewell or final appearance, action, or work.
2. The beautiful legendary song sung only once by a swan in its lifetime, as it is dying.
3. A final performance or accomplishment, especially one before retirement.--
Sinclair is left alone after the murder of his family by his old school friend, Kromer. He finds himself wandering the City, eventually leaving K Corp's Nest.
Meanwhile, the Library is growing in notoriety by the day, and becomes more and more of a threat ...Within the confines of that building is Tiphereth -- the other one.
Tiphereth "B", surviving in this Mirror World, accompanies his sister as they progress through the receptions of the Library.Little do Sinclair and Tiphereth B know, their worlds will eventually collide in a violent sort of way ...
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25 Jul 2025
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Mike is just trying to get out of the rain when he meets a too-hot, too-friendly barista. Little does he realize the web of money, power, sex, and blood he is about to be drawn into.
And will he recognize himself at the end of this road?
Ostensibly a coffee shop AU of A Hungry Light by magicswordszin
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- Part 2 of Daggerverse
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16 Jul 2025
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"Obligate style hearkens aflame this robust earth."
According to Sinclair, this is what Ryōshū says when Dante orders her to utilize her personal E.G.O, the sword and sheath that she keeps by her side at all times. Dante... doesn't have even the slightest idea what that means, which is nothing new when it comes to Ryōshū, but something about it doesn't sit quite right with them.
Maybe they're just seeing something that isn't there. It certainly doesn't square with how Ryōshū is most... no, almost all of the time. Ryōshū herself would almost certainly glare a hole through Dante's clockface for even suggesting it. But the inflection in her voice, the way she holds the sword close to her body before using it, as if she's clinging onto it, and that muted expression on her face, behind her eyes...
Is that... sorrow?
A speculative take on Ryōshū's backstory, (very) loosely based on Ryūnosuke Akutagawa's Hell Screen.
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28 Apr 2025
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Leonard Sunforger is a regular minister of the Dawn Blessed Church of the Solari who has a serendipitous meeting with his childhood friend Diana, who has transitioned and is teaching at the local university. As they get closer, Leo has to confront his feelings about the church he grew up with and his confused feelings towards Diana while she tries to help her hurting friend leave the gender and the faith that is hurting him.
Leona/Diana transfemme Modern AU fanfic, it's gonna be dramatic and hopefully a little angsty. Mostly funny though, because I literally cannot help that.
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19 Apr 2025
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What happens when the Spring of Drowned Girl isn't the only one Ranma falls into that day.
Wait, Spring of Drowned Triplets?!
With three times the Ranma, how will the Tendo dojo survive, much less the rest of Nerima?
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03 Mar 2025