Church_of_idiots
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It can't get any worse, it won't get any better by Church_of_idiots
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
22 Sep 2025
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QUERY: IDENTITY?
ID: Smart AI. Title: The Alpha.
ACKNOWLEDGED. ACCESS GRANTED. QUERY: INTENT?
Intent: Bait hostile “Meta” into interior. Terminate via failsafe.
QUERY: ACTIVATE EMP? WARNING: Major collateral damage. Severe personal danger.
Acknowledged. Activate failsafe.---
Church makes a new friend in the last possible moments
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What will be, Will be by Church_of_idiots
Fandoms: Ish's State, State SMP, Ish's 1000 Player Civilizations, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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Sap notices something growing above them out o the corner of his eye. He reacts in time to change his friend's fate, what will it change?
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Have you Heard of the Melon Man? by Church_of_idiots
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
05 Apr 2025
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Edward Elric fucks some shit up as a kid, but it's fine because as soon as he realizes his brother is gone he throws it all to the wind and brings his brother back. But, Alphonse is too sick and weak in his failing body to go anywhere, so Ed becomes a State Alchemist and sets off to a find a way to fully heal his brrother's body.
[You'll understand the "Melon Man' thing pretty quickly]
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AU in which Church is more AI than Human and nothing spectacular happens in Blood Gulch – Until the Meta tracks down the Alpha.
↳ We all know how the Alpha came into creation, he was made of a copy of the Driector's brain. This is how they were making the best AI at that time, so it was, of course, the best kind of AI. This AI, as we all know, when on to be tortured into splitting into many pieces, to be many different AI. According to the project, the AI was split. What really happened was that the part of the AI that made it inheriantly a copy of a human was split, all the AI pieces simply being normal copy pieces that are part of the Director's personality. What was left behind was simply an AI, no real personality of the director really left behind.
↳ Shoved into hiding, Church decides to regrow his personalty, and in turn, he make new friends and allies along the way. Very OOC because he isn't much of an asshole anymore, cause he doesn't really have that personality trait yet. He is sarcastic though.
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- Part 1 of Little Bit Less, Little Bit More
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Fujiko wants to become a thief, Lupin has some things to explain to her first,
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Just a quick little fic about why Fujiko always betrays Lupin in my auSeries
- Part 1 of A Bond of the Soul & the Blood
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TurtleDuckAU by Church_of_idiots
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Aug 2023
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Spike never had the best sense of self-preservation. His fight with Vincent took more out of him than he told Jet.
The Bebop crew (specifically Spike) post movie.
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Adventures of the Tin Man and his asshole ghosts by s_e_l_ective
Fandom: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Red vs. Blue
16 Feb 2023
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02 Jun 2024
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Gift for Curo. Dream and Techno and existing together.
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When Tommy goes to gather wood like the big man he is, he doesn't expect one of Techno's dogs to lead him to a body buried in the snow.
Least of all Dream's body, considering he saw the masked man barely an hour ago, the fuck?
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Dream is in prison, and has been for the past 16 months. Tommy has nearly gotten over his trauma with the help of CaptainPuffy, and is about to head to the prison to see Dream for the last time and get over his fear.
TW - Mentions of suicide