CluphStuff
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
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Birds of a Feather (ignore the slime) by CluphStuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Quackity jumped back, hitting the wall and falling to the floor, golden feathers fluttering around. “Señor arriba, mantenme a salvo de este demonio de origen desconocido y te juro por Dios que te adoraré por el resto de mi vida-”
The head, made of slime and slowly emerging from the mucus, was grinning at him. “Hello, Quackity from Manberg! I have been watching you!”
“Oh, mierda, está hablando un carajo-” Quackity took a deep breath, putting a hand on his chest. “What the fork is going on?! Is this a forking dream!?!”Or, Quackity, the ex mafia member, finds a slime in his home and makes him work for profit. Plus his only online friend is Wilbur, who deeeeefinitely isn’t the son of the head of the competing mafia and brother to the guy who slashed Quackity’s eye out.
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Which hurts worse? broken bones or a collar?
(Neither. A promise of kindness kills faster than any weapon.)
((So why isn't he dead yet?))
For as long as he can remember, Techno's been a fighter, a weapon, a tool for others to use and discard.
Maybe this time would be different. Maybe this time sweet words wouldn't come with stinging fists and promises of pain. Maybe this time he could finally wash the blood from his hands and live a simple life.
Eh.
Probably not.
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Buried to his eyes in debt from both his own failings and his son's stupid decisions, Philza Craft is forced to do the one thing he promised himself he would never do.
Buy a slave to enter the rings.
aka, the fic where Techno is an abused fighter and Philza unwittingly adopts him into his chaotic family. Will he learn he's more than a weapon to be used? Yes. Will it take a considerable amount of time and convincing? Yes. Will it be easy? Heck no, especially not with their pasts looming over them.
What was it Tommy always says? 'pog through the pain'?
Pog through the pain they will.
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- Part 1 of Broken Chains
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12 Jul 2025
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Tommy Innit is casted as the main hero in a feature length film and his idol is playing his nemesis. However Technoblade is big and has wings that tower over him, and goddamn he’s going to die isn’t he?
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Tommy’s fighting his instincts, and so is Techno, but for opposite reasons
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- Part 17 of Dsmp fics what am I doing?
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- English
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- 10,550
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- 1/1
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09 Jul 2025
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TechnoBot Diaries by Starling12
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2023
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“I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
“Yes,” was all he said.
Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
“Sixteen.”OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
If anything happens to them, Techno will kill everyone on this planet and then himself.- Language:
- English
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- 10/10
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09 Jul 2025
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The Beautiful Human Soul by whoknowsidont
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Nov 2024
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“Please don’t send me away, Phil,” Tommy pleaded one last time, the words were merely a whisper, “I promise, just give me one more chance and I can do better. Just don’t make me go.”
Phil sighed, but still held him preciously, “You’ll be back before you know it.”
“Please,” Tommy tried, but he knew that the decision was already made.
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Or, After accidentally destroying part of the ship, Tommy's crew sends him to a three month retreat on the S.M.P, where a doctor named Dream has promised to improve his behavior.But when Tommy returns, he's nothing like the human they had grown to love.
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- Part 9 of Oneshots/ Pilots/ Glorified Prompts
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08 Jul 2025
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There’s a shock collar around his throat that prevents him from speaking. It’s meant to look like a voice modulator, so that the public doesn’t suspect mistreatment and merely assume Pacem doesn’t like to talk.
Tommy screws his eyes shut, tears well up in his eyes and cling to his mask.
The lump in his throat reaches his mouth.
Ah. Tommy forgot to mention one last little thing the shock collar does.
Chirp!
It prevents fledgling sounds from coming out.
Tommy, a ward of the state, is an unwilling hero that will work until the day he dies. Unfortunately he still has a long way to go.
His life goes belly up when The Angel of Death rips his voice modulator off and out comes a fledgling little chirp.
Tldr: tommy is baby bird, Phil finds out and parents all over the place.
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08 Jul 2025