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"So, Zha-er, when are you going to ask for Bing-er’s hand in marriage?” Lady Yin asked during a rare dinner where Ao Bing wasn't around, off to give his father a visit somewhere in the ocean.
Nezha shot the soup he had drunk out through his nose.
After his coughing fit where his mother helped to pat him on the back, he cried, “Mum, what are you talking about?!”
“What else could I mean?” She snorted. “Your father and I aren't getting any younger, it'll be nice to see you get married in this lifetime.”
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How Nezha realises that he wants to marry his best friend with some help..
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Baby Nezha was busy gnawing on a plastic golden hoop toy until he saw the most biteable thing ever.
It was unfortunately attached to something or more accurately, someone. On the face.
But that won't stop him!
Nezha crawled over to an oblivious baby Ao Bing, who was cheerily shaking a blue maraca.
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“Oh, it's you,” Ao Guang recalled dryly, keeping his phone in his pocket.
Tiandi's eyes sparkled with a smirk.
“You remembered me?”
“It's not a good memory,” He clarified, dismissing the other by turning back to his drink.
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Baby Oubing & Ao Guang X Tiandi Sequel!
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“Tch, fine! You want to know what I really think? I think Nezha just needs to grow some balls and ask Ao Bing out instead of repeatedly getting tattoos from him!” Muzha snorted.
“Shut up! If it's so easy, why haven't you asked Ao Jia out then?” Nezha snapped.
“I– Am I not also just waiting for you to make a move! If you and Ao Bing don't work out, why will I still want to get close to that family?”
“Whether you and Ao Jia work out or not, I'll still want Ao Bing,” Nezha informed him ungratefully.
“Your mouth says one thing but your actions show another. You really want Ao Bing? Let me tell you, staring at him through the mirror while he tattooed your back does NOT count as courting!”
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Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor AU!
***UPDATED: Now with extra extra chapters and sequel!
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The thought ‘What if I kissed Ao Bing?’ abruptly flashed through his mind and so before Nezha could think twice(he never does), he leaned over and planted his lips onto the other's cold cheeks.
Ao Bing had jolted, and turned towards him in shock. Might as well, Nezha thought with a mental shrug and took the chance to kiss his lips instead.
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Nezha kissed Ao Bing on impulse and decided to go with the flow.
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It Started With A Pen by Cookiesauces
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga)
10 Feb 2025
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"Just take the damn pen, Tomioka," he growled.
Giyuu vaguely wondered how he got himself coerced into taking a random pen as he reached for it and felt their fingers brush.
[I can't believe I'm in love with this fucking idiot.]
Giyuu startled at the sudden voice in his mind and dropped the pen. "W-What?" He gasped.
"What? I didn't say anything," Sanemi grouched with a scowl.
For awhile, Giyuu had his doubts about this telepathy thing being real or just a trick of his mind. Now though, he's a 100% sure that it's definitely imaginary because there is no way in hell Sanemi would ever have those thoughts about him.
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Sanegiyuu Cherry Magic AU!
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Li & Ao Family Tattoo Parlour & Florist AU by Cookiesauces
Fandom: 哪吒 | Nezha (Movies 2019 2025)
08 May 2025
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Disregarding Public Interest (or How Everyone Except Lan Xichen and Jiang Cheng Knew They Were Together) by monoquist
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2021
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In which Jiang Cheng proves that he has more in common with his adopted brother than just a shared upbringing, and Lan Wangji discovers the joys of shipping his brother with someone else.
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it’s all fun and games ’til somebody loses their mind by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 May 2025
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Whiteboard:
buy more almond milk
call maintenance about broken icemaker
sell roommate’s belongings on ebayLan Wangji > Wei Wuxian
Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?
Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk
Lan Wangji: That is not funny.
Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)Apartment Rules and Expectations
22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.~~~
OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates
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Cui Buqu and the Midlife Crisis by IceEckos12 for Mirabel_chan
Fandoms: 无双 - 梦溪石 | Peerless - Mèng Xī Shí
27 Dec 2023
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Cui Buqu was absolutely, 100% certain that he was above a midlife crisis. Therefore it was profoundly galling when he found himself tipping headfirst into one without so much as a by-your-leave.
(If asked, he would of course blame the whole thing on Feng Xiao. Because it was his fault.
Obviously.)
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in whispers soft, the firefly glows by inkedthunder
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
22 Mar 2025
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Giyuu finally comes to, waking up to a new day free from demons forever. With shoulders that are learning to be weighed by burdens no longer, he strives to find and discover the strength to live on, from within and from those who remain. And that includes a certain cantankerous person that he least expects to find companionship and comfort from.
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“Shinazugawa.”Sanemi lets out a heavy sigh, his chest sinking with weary resignation. “Will it kill you to at least say hello?”
“...Hello.”
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even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS
HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.
JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.
WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!
OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.
WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?
JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court
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28 Jun 2025