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  1. Summary

    Any story that I've created plotting bunnies for.

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  2. Summary

    An exploration of the themes and tropes within the ABO genre, typically those centered around the definition of gender in terms of what defines and differentiates an alpha and an omega. Basically, I don't entirely play by the stereotypical rules.

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  3. Summary

    An exploration or redefinition of gender, gender identity, &/or gender norms without the ABO overlay.

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    “...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”

    “Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.

    “That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”

    Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and chat emotes.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Sasuke’s never noticed Naruto’s strange behavior every two months. That is, until it started to affect him.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Sasuke Uchiha was an Alpha, a ridiculously handsome one at that, the type that drew everyone to him. He was also a libertine, a playboy, a philanderer. He liked to fuck…everywhere really, but lately, he liked to do it at the library.

    Naruto was an omega, one that didn't usually like the attention that came with the title, he was perfectly content in his own uneventful little world--until Sasuke walked right into it and started calling him baby boy.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    Jin-Woo had a problem, and it should've been nothing compared to the kinds of threats and occupational hazards he faced daily as one of the most powerful entities on Earth. S-class dungeons, A-class bosses, and the best hunters in the world couldn't bring him to his knees, but a bad case of blue-balls could. Look, his problem is that he can't get laid. More specifically, he can't find a suitable partner for his... peculiar tastes. So, he might have to seek a peculiar partner.

    (Can be read as a collection of one-shots.)

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    05 May 2025

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    After Loki has caused mayhem all over New York, Thor brings back his little brother to Asgard to have him face his trial, unfortunately, Loki has a long list of enemies and there are those who don't like waiting for too long. If Loki had known what killing Laufey would cause between the surviving Jotun, maybe he would have never even contemplated killing his own father in cold blood. Now, after a year of imprisonment, all Loki can think of is the safety of his most precious good and for that, he is even willing to die. Perhaps.

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    01 Feb 2025

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