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Stupid Ideas (Might Last Forever) by CupidTheStar
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
21 Mar 2025
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Grian and Jimmy would laugh so hard at him! Everyone would know all about how terrible at dying hair Joel was, and he'd be known at school as the shitty-hair-dye-boy for the rest of his highschool career!
...Maybe that wouldn't happen. But still! He'd be a laughing stock for at least three days. Joel couldn't let that happen. He had to call someone to help him. But who could he ask for help?
Every person Joel could think of wouldn't work. He sighed, sitting down properly and laying his head on the cold ceramic of his bathtub. His back ached in this position but he couldn't muster up any care.
The boy wracked his brain, thinking of everyone he had in his phone that might know anything about hair dye. The number was painfully small.
Well, there was one person...
No. Joel couldn't, he wouldn't.
But he couldn't just stay like this. He'd have to make a terrible sacrifice. Joel had to call Scott.
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Joel dyes his hair, the fic.
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- Part 2 of the hermit/life series highschool au
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After a fight with his parents, Grian calls Mumbo. As always, Mumbo comes to comfort him.
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- Part 1 of the hermit/life series highschool au
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Leave Your Legacy in Gold by CupidTheStar
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
08 Nov 2024
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Hey, have you heard? There's this guy running around in costume, claiming to be a superhero!
Crazy, right?
He's supposedly calling himself Spiderman... What a weirdo!
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Or, Akane gets a job, finds a family, meets new people (good and bad), studies for midterms, and becomes the resident superhero of Kamome.
Not necessarily in that order.
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The zombies were on me in seconds, surrounding me as they reached out with their rotting hands. Luckily, they were shoving each other to much to be able to bite me. That didn't stop them from clawing and grabbing at me, though.
They trampled my legs, pulling and ripping them. The searing white hot pain in my legs made me bite my lip to hold back a scream. As I scooted out of the hoard, a massive force weighed down on my arm. A loud crack rung through my ears.
My scream was quickly cut off as I grit my teeth. The pain was unbearable, but I'd built up a decent enough pain tolerance over the past few months. I inhaled sharply through my teeth and tried to escape. Despite all my efforts, nothing was working, and I was losing strength fast.
As a last resort, I went limp hoping and praying it'd all be over. I squeezed my eyes shut. But, they shot open as I heard slashing sounds above me.
"Larry, get the girl!" A male voice called.
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Or, a totally silly zombie fic I wrote w/ a friend for Halloween
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Jake woke up slowly, feeling safe and warm. There was a dull pain in his back, along with a new weight, but he was too tired to consider it much. Actually, speaking of tired, Jake wanted to go back to sleep.
His ears itched. And his throat hurt. And he wanted water. And, damnit, now he couldn't sleep.
He groaned in annoyance.
There was a soft trill next to him.
'Awake calm?'
Jake wanted to reply, but his throat felt weird. He needed water, still. But it felt different, like-
Peep.
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Or, Most people get their wings and instincts at around 10-12 years old. Jake is decidedley not normal.
(Inspired by like every SBI wingfic ever)
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- Part 2 of TMF Oneshots
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the hermit/life series highschool au by CupidTheStar
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 Mar 2025
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A collection of fics that are all part of the same AU. Does not need to be read in order, they should all work as stand-alones.
The AU - The hermits / life series members are in highschool. That's basically it. Each character's story revolves around a different teenager-typical struggle (except I don't make them all very obvious). I'm also writing all of these based on my own experiences, so try not to think too hard about it.
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Of Windows and Childhood Memories - Grumbo ficlet of sorts, sets up their childhood
Stupid Ideas (Might Last Forever) - Majorbeans, Joel is oblivious- Words:
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All ships (legal and comfortable).
Requests OPEN
Crossposted on Wattpad (Cupidstar9952) go check that out for more misc TMF content
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Ever since accepting the role as Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, Jonathan Sims has been rather thoroughly cursed. He is unable to leave the institute walls without transforming into a horrific monster, which in of itself wouldn't be that big a deal if it weren't for the fact that Martin saw him.
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Jon lives a double life and accidentally befriends/falls for Martin along the way
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Archivist by day, Archivist by night by starspangledbread
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Aug 2022
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Jonathan Sims does not believe in the supernatural, thank you very much. But when he wakes up one morning with what he thinks are possibly the world's worst superpowers, he realizes that both his reputation as a skeptic and new identity as a vigilante are in danger from his overly curious boss and nosy coworkers...
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'Sexy eye cult celibate?' Martin began to type and then hurriedly backspaced. Best to be specific.
'Can eye priests have sex,' he revised, and clicked enter.
In which Martin accidentally joins a cult, but quickly realizes he's in need of salvation. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of the gospel according to us
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Bookmarked by CupidTheStar
03 Jun 2025
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Very funny and very cute
Miscommunication trope but written really well so I didnt feel any pain which is SUCH a win -
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27M seeking The Perfect Man: must be passionate, rich, attractive, charismatic, honest, and ready to love.
Jonathan Sims, Avatar of the Web, is the perfect man. He likes Martin, and Martin likes him back. He probably doesn't even have egg sacs. What's the problem?
Well, there's Jon's vain and ditzy personality. There's his overprotective family and meddling sister. And there's the small matter of a two way bet between them: that Jon can't make a man into a monster, and that Martin can't make a monster into a man, in ten days.
There's no way this can go wrong. Maybe there's no way this can go right. And if Jonathan Sims knows, why isn't he telling?
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Bookmarked by CupidTheStar
30 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this was kinda devestating in a very good "happy ending but wow so many feelings i might die" kinda way
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The Monster at the End of This Book by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Oct 2020
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Every year, the Supernatural Society of Britain holds its annual academic and social conference EvilCon. This year, it will be held in 1999, Bournemouth, England - and almost-teenager Jonathan Sims is going to make it an EvilCon nobody will ever forget.
Easier said than done, when Jon has to evade time-traveling history teachers and overbearing parental figures. When it comes to dealing with Messiahs of the Eternal Flame, rare book hunters, and the looming threat of a future apocalypse, he needs all the help he can get. Can Jon untangle these games of mistaken identities - and will he ever find out who the mysterious figure known as the Archivist truly is?