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• J and the Children by CyberFemme

  Fandoms: Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Alien Series, Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors  

  • General Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • J the Janitor
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • gender neutral main character - Character
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Weyland-Yutani Corporation
  • Children In Danger
  • Child Neglect
  • Child Abandonment
  • Kinda
  • Accidental Child Acquisition
  • sorta - Freeform
  • tagging is hard
  • Main character uses they/them pronouns

  Summary

  J is just doing their job when they suddenly find themself in charge of 3 children.

  And then the Containment Breach Alarm goes off.

  Series

  • Part 14 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,585

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  111

• J the Ultimate Badass by CyberFemme

  Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  04 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • J the Janitor
  • Weyland-Yutani Corporation - Character
  • Original Yautja Character(s) (Predator)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • gender neutral main character - Character
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Implied Relationships
  • Security Cameras see all
  • Except that one spot
  • Multi-POVish
  • Main character uses they/them pronouns
  • Swearing
  • Tags Are Hard
  • more tags may be added later

  Summary

  This is the INCIDENT that earned J the title of 'Ultimate Badass'.

  Chaos breaks loose when J is cleaning the bottom level of the complex. Left to rely on the guidance of a rookie on cams, J fights to survive their shift and get out of this hell hole alive.

  Series

  • Part 13 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,898

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  27

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  160

• J vs Uncaffeinated Scientists by CyberFemme for ConKitten

  Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  03 Aug 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • J the Janitor
  • Weyland-Yutani Corporation - Character
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • Original Yautja Character(s)
  • gender neutral main character - Character
  • Rated T for profanity
  • Also for violence in later chapters
  • possibly
  • this is what happens when the coffee maker breaks
  • Coffee
  • Caffeine
  • Caffeine Addiction
  • Caffeine Withdrawal
  • Sleeping on the job
  • gotta be honest - there are a lot of assholes in this chapter
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Falling Asleep on the Job
  • flaking out on work
  • Mentions of Pregnancy
  • Impregnation

  Summary

  AKA: J and The Week From Hell

  Normally, the coffee machine in the scientist break room was easy to 'fix' - only needing to be refilled and turned back on.

  Of course, normally, no one tries to do J's job in an attempt to look 'cool'...

  Series

  • Part 12 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,778

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  347

• J's Acid Neutralizing Liquid (TM) by CyberFemme

  Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  22 Jan 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • J the Janitor
  • Weyland-Yutani Corp - Character
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • gender neutral main character - Character
  • Descriptions of past injuries
  • Trauma
  • Bad Science
  • using stuff in the wrong way maybe?
  • I'm bad at tagging sorry!
  • I don't think the descriptions were too graphic but I can change the warning level if need be

  Summary

  Just what is in J's Acid Neutralizing Liquid (TM) anyway?

  Occurs shortly after J and the Danger Bucket so it might make more sense if you read that first but could be read as a stand-alone as well.

  Series

  • Part 11 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,547

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  27

  Hits:

  154

• J the Superhero by CyberFemme

  Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Apr 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • J the Janitor
  • Weyland-Yutani Corp - Character
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • gender neutral main character - Character
  • Halloween
  • Halloween Costumes
  • J meets children
  • Awkward elevator conversations
  • Some of J's human friends appear - kinda
  • J is surprisingly good with kids
  • text message conversations
  • inappropriate nick-names for friends
  • the nicknames are on the cell phone but still
  • Tags Are Hard

  Summary

  J is getting ready to leave work on October 31st and runs into some fans.

  Series

  • Part 10 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,098

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  27

  Hits:

  197