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Pyramid-Scheme of the Lamb by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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Cotl Office AU
Goatfrey is an experienced, let's say... 'recruiter' but when their own pyramid scheme collapses they are invited to join a new, suspicious and terrifyingly successful pyramid.
Thankfully, they are placed on one of the highest levels that actually gets money, except they have to share the office with a anarchist nutcase of a sales worm, a frog for the designated office bully and Karen, a squid for a snitching rat and bootlicker, and a helpful but no longer exactly sane spider.
Not to mention they have no idea who their higher ups are, except for the fact that some strange sheep runs the whole operation. As for who exactly was at the very top, no one really knew.
Also, their new workplace might be a little bit of a cult. Not that they minded it honestly.
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At the cusp of defeat, Shadow Milk gets transported to a backwards world: Dark Enchantress was sealed away before she could do any lasting damage, the Beasts never came to be, and the Ancients rule over an otherwise peaceful world.
Oh, and apparently his counterpart is dead and hailed as a hero. Because his life wasn’t already complicated enough.
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What happens when the guy who basically saved all of Cookie-kind comes back as an evil, corrupted version of himself?
Healing. Healing is what happens…hopefully.
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13 May 2025
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Narinder is the only sibling out of five who never reached godhood.
It made him angry and jealous, knowing that he would never be on the same level as his siblings and would never understand what it meant to be like them. That does not waver his love for his family. For thousands of years to follow, he is their most devoted disciple. He stays by their side, worshiping them and fighting for them. When the prophecy causes panic among his siblings, he does whatever he can to ease their minds, hoping everything will be okay.
But when he, the final cat, is unwillingly slain as the final sacrifice to secure his siblings' safety in godhood, he meets The Shepherd, who proposes the offer of a lifetime. The price is to kill his siblings, free them from their chains, and fulfill the prophecy that he died for.
“Yes.”
(An AU where the Lamb is The One Who Waits, and Narinder is chosen as their vessel.)
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- Part 1 of Killed The Cat
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12 May 2025
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Narinder looked at them, furious.
“I raised you better than this,” he hissed.
“The only way you raised me was from the dead.” Lambert grabbed Narinder's hand and used it to guide him. “Breathe in, breathe out. And gently.”
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Narinder drinks a love potion. Three days later, he's cured, but the aftertaste of the recent events is haunting him enough to reconsider his assumptions about his needs and wants concerning the relationship with the Lamb.UPDATED EVERY FRIDAY (and all in between if I feel like it, but mostly on Fridays).
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12 May 2025
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Kallamar must adjust to the addition of a new sibling
aka Kallamar having a borderline panic attack for ninety percent of the story
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- Part 3 of Archives of the Old Faith
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23 Apr 2025