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    Draco Malfoy bled out on the floor of St. Mungo’s emergency ward because of Theodore Nott and his expensive scotch collection.

    No, that wasn’t quite right.

    Draco Malfoy would have bled out on the floor of St. Mungo’s emergency ward because of Theodore Nott and his expensive scotch collection, had it not been for Healer Hermione Granger.

    No, that wasn’t quite right either.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    After the war, the Ministry decides morale is in desperate need of a boost. Enter: Wizarding Match-Up — a Prophet-run matchmaking service that pairs witches and wizards using “scientifically-based” questionnaires and a touch of magical interference. The catch? You won’t know your match until your first date.

    Hermione Granger never planned to participate. Draco Malfoy certainly never meant to but black mail will do that to a guy. Pansy Parkinson was into it. And Theo Nott? He’s just here for the chaos.

    Now throw in a boudoir photoshoot, competitive Quidditch drills, a stargazing picnic, and more broom closet escapades than Madam Pomfrey wants to hear about.

    Enemies are falling. Sparks are flying. And the Prophet is taking notes.
    Let the blind dates begin.

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    06 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Your water broke on my face.”
    “And your point is?”
    “I’m aroused and terrified.”

    Draco Malfoy is everything: boyfriend, braid-doer, oil-massager, midwife tub partner, and personal pickles chef. This is the story of a year of love, growing up, swearing, crying, shagging, and realizing sometimes that magic leads you exactly where you're supposed to be … chocolate ass prints on the kitchen tiles and all.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Two years after the death of Voldemort, Kingsley Shaklebolt announces that the wizarding population has had a significant decrease since the war and to rectify the situation the wizengamot has decided to pass a law that states all unmarried witches and wizards between the ages of 17 and 30 will be married and have 3 years to produce a child.

    When Hermione goes to the ministry for her husband selection, the very last name she expects to see is Draco Malfoy.

     

    Mature rating for later chapters.

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    23 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    *** NOW COMPLETE ***

    In which Draco Malfoy gets expelled from Slytherin, re-sorted into Gryffindor, and falls in love with know-it-all mudblood swot Hermione Granger.

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    21 Jun 2025