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Just Another Regret by vivvievaughn
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
27 Oct 2025
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Rodrick Heffley doesn't know a lot of things. Most things, maybe. There's just one thing he's sure of - infamous mean girl, Regina George? She secretly wants him. Bad. When a gig at one of Regina's friends parties leads to drunken fooling around, the pair can't stop themselves from continuing. When Rodrick sees an opportunity to break Regina up with her boyfriend, college freshman Aaron Samuels, and pair him up with his new bandmate, Cady, he leaps at the opportunity.
Just how long will Regina keep him her dirty little secret?
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27 Oct 2025
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missed your exit; passed it by soelgis
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
30 Jul 2025
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Happiness was an odd feeling. You feel happy when your loved ones are safe. Or when someone takes care of you. Or when you eat your favourite food with your friends, and they laugh loudly at your jokes.
But for Magnus, in that moment, happiness was about Alex buying him a toothbrush.
“It still doesn’t mean anything,” Alex insists weakly.
Magnus smiles. “Of course,” he says.
-Magnus comes to terms with the ambiguity of his relationships, as told in the span of four seasons.
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20 Sep 2025
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You’ve heard the stories. Deep in the forest, a witch’s hut lies in wait for lost children.
That much is true.
But it’s shrouded in moss, not coated in candy. Nor is it perched on bird’s legs. And it is inhabited not by one crone or three demonic sisters, but two self-proclaimed hags—who are decidedly not sisters.
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Fairytale AU feat. two sexy hags, an orphaned wolf, a runaway witch, a banished prince, and a knight on a quest
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10 Sep 2025
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every christmas from now on by Anonymous for ghiblimoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2024
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“I think you should ask Sirius to pretend with you for the holidays.”
Remus frowns. “Pretend?” His mum thinks they’re dating. What are they pretending? Ask Sirius… And then it hits him. “Absolutely not.”Remus accidentally tells his mum he's dating his best friend. To avoid the utter mortification of telling her he accidentally lied, he asks said best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend for the holidays.
Sirius, the best friend in question, is not used to thinking before opening his mouth. He says yes.Series
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14 Aug 2025
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give me all your poison by magicbeings for hyperfixgirl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2025
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Sirius has a Twitter archenemy. He also has a massive crush on this boy he keeps seeing everywhere. And he has no idea they're the same person.
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07 Aug 2025